hi there .

this is me.
i'm not going to make this look super pretty, as i just want to get it doooone.

So, for those of you who don't know me, i'm lieutenant shotgun. i'm a teenager and stuff like that. i've been roleplaying for a few years now, and would love to do a nice, long-term 1 x 1 roleplay.

i don't really know what else to say about myself, other than i'm open to most things.

this is you.
i'd like for you to be a literate, experienced roleplayer who can manipulate bbcode. or, if you'll allow me to be conceited, i'd like for you to have the same literacy and 'talent,' i guess, as myself. no need to write in purple prose or type a million ten-sentence paragraphs - that will bore me. i like plot progression, not when people use three different adjectives to describe an eyes.

this is what i won't do.

i have some stuff i'm just not interested in. please respect that.

♥ non-humans. vampires, demons, etc.
♥ historical, unless it's the 1920s.
♥ arranged marriage.*
♥ tragic, sad, whiny little mary sues, tsunderes...
♥ goth, emo, scene.
♥ otherwise irritating characters.**

this is what i will do.

or, rather, what i really want to do. i'm usually fine playing either roll, unless specified.

♥ two synesthetes. the pairing could be slash, femslash, or het. one synesthete - me - would have sound to color synesthesia and you'd get to choose your character's synesthesia. (spare me a trip to google and pleeease look up synesthesia if you don't know what it is.)

♥ something with an irresonsible girl and an uptight guy ; or, guy has to pay of his family's debts and becomes a girl's personal butler (or a guy's, I'm cool with doing it as a yaoi pairing.). i would be the irresponsible half of the pair, whether it was a girl or a boy.

♥ something where two high school students are starring in their school's spring musical, or at least have parts opposite each other. (I was thinking Next to Normal, Once on this Island or Merrily We Roll Along, but I'd love to see your suggestions.) It'd be totally cliché, but we'd probably talk about that. for this to work though, it has to be a het pairing.

♥ set in the 1920s, a white rich girl and a black musician fall in love.

♥ fan and superstar - a girl wins a date with her favorite singer. they actually hit it off, and when the girl asks if they can go out again, the singer says yes. however, both question if the relationship is really real, considering the fact the girl was just a fan before.

♥ classic teen movie story. guy gets dared to tap the bigger girl (or, I guess, just the loser), but in his conquest, he realizes he actually likes her. but instead of the girl being all '******** you d**k' she actually likes him, but kind of struggles with his actual personality, though she quickly comes to like him, on a real, personal level. because i hate scenes like this - "you look hot" "OMG you perv!" it's like, b***h, he complimented you. don't yet your tits twisted just because he didn't say your eyes are emerald green and your beauty rivals that of aphrodite's.

♥ two long time bros struggle with their feelings for each other. one has a beard, who knows about his true sexuality. the other guy doesn't realize the girl is just a cover up. when the two get drunk on new year's, they end up kissing and that just messes everything up.

this is how you contact me.

please just post here. tell me what you'd be interested in doing, any ideas you have, etc. if i haven't roleplayed with you before, please give me a little example. (it can be a whole post, design and all, or just a paragraph, as long as it shows me your skizzils.)


* I will do arranged marriage roleplays, but only in a group.

** if you want to know what i mean, ask.

thanks for looking!