Yarr! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[purpleravenhawk]

pirate  

[Rinioa]

gaia_angelleft gaia_angelright

*gets scurvy*
Arg Cap'n. Don't think this what ye be havin' in mind!

♥ [ r.i.n.i.o.a ]

 

[purpleravenhawk]

No, it be not. Let's be fictional pirates instead. *swaggers and shows cleavage*  

[xX Catgirl - Pierce Xx]

Does that mean I can be jack sparrow ?  

[Rinioa]

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Only if ye be admittin' yer gay.

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[xwhateverxdudex]

I don't see as how the 2 are even connected.

Besides, I'm as straight as a guy can get ^.^ LOL  

[Moonracer]

Ar me hearties have I be missin' our day!?

Hardy har har! Don't be makin' me laugh ya land lubber. If ye be Jack then I be makin ye walk the plank fer taken me ship and me rum you thievin bilge rat!

pirate  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Arr, what ye talk'n bout ?

Tis my ship, and not yers...

FIRE THE CANNONS !!!

For I am CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW,
The greatest pirate ever, HAHAHA !!!  

[Moonracer]

ARrr! Ye be doin' it now you bilge rat!

Bring 'er about! Ready the cannons!

*runs up along side ya takes some damage* If ye be Jack then ye still be diein' for taken me RUM!!!!

FIRE!!!

*Suddenly these cannons are seen they have four barrels and when they fire two cannonballs fly out as the cannon kicks back and rotates the next two barrels are ready to fire and do just that, and there are several lines of these cannons on this monster of a ship.*

Board me hearties! Let's keelhaul these land lubbers and find ME RUM!!!!  

[Tybarious]

There should be a Talk like a redneck day  

[xwhateverxdudex]

TYBAR: lol, indeed ^.^

MR: ~sustains damage but fires back~
Arr, Blast em with dat dar secret weapon !!!
~suddenly explosions are heard that rock your ship and large holes in the bottom open and flood the lower levels, as torches are thrown to the top deck~
Fight em back and inta davy jones locker, HAR HAR HAR !!!
~draws sword and starts tossing your crew into the sea~  

[Rinioa]

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They are connected because Jack Sparrow is gay. In my opinion. I absolutely hate that character, and the entire Pirates of the Caribbean series.

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[purpleravenhawk]

I loved the first movie. The next two pretty much ruined it for me, tho. I have no intention of getting the fourth one.

Jack does act totally gay, in the literal sense. That doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's his assholery that makes me hate him. He's not nearly as funny as everybody thinks he is.

FYI: Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19 every year. Mark your calendars, people!  

[xX Catgirl - Pierce Xx]

In other words... we missed it ... v.v  

[Rinioa]

purpleravenhawk

He's not nearly as funny as everybody thinks he is.

That is exactly how I feel about J.Depp in general. *shudders*
He makes me wanna slap his nappy little face. You know he is supposedly my cousin? I honestly DO NOT know how true that is, but it's what I've been told by family. *shudders more*