THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[Gresley Toombs]

Is now OOOOOOOPPPEEEEEEENNNNNNN! scream

*streamers fly, symphony orchestra plays, fireworks explode, and homework is given*

gaia_nitemareleft Welcome! gaia_nitemareright
For our grand opening, we're having a B sale! Anything starting with B is 99.9% off! Yay!!

Free bubble-wrap for everyone!
And anyone who was given a special coupon gets a free Rubix Cube!

To reach the nether-regions of the store, please take the NonsenseTrain;
walking there could take several hours.
Trains arrive every 20 minutes at the Entrance Atrium Station for a Grand Circle tour of The Nonsense Store.
Beware: the nether-regions are where we keep the homework and coffee mugs.


The Nonsense Store
Located on the corner of A Random Street and Some Kinda Avenue.
Entrance on the first floor of Some Random Tower.
Hours of Operation:
Monday - Sunday: From now to FOREVER!!

 

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft Current Employees gaia_nitemareright

Owner: Blind Blindness
Manager: Gresley Toombs
Barista: Yuki_Windira
Cashiers: Riyoushi Bloodfire
Guard Wolves (Security): Ydna Wolf, Wilya_The_White_Wolf
Keepers: Ydna Wolf
Janitors: Schwamp
Stockers: Jin the Shadow Wolf
Mechanics: Gresley Toombs, Naunii Kato, Mirror Card
Designers: Sonkurra-Taichou  

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft Store Directory gaia_nitemareright

Entrance Atrium:
YuYu Cafe
NonsenseTrain Station
Cashiers
Fountain of Naughty Dreams

Center Atrium:
Information Kiosk
Kiosks for Lease
Escalators
Elevators
Grand Staircase
Clock of Tick Tock
Rides & Attractions:
-"Cathedral Pictures"
-"Whiplash" Roller Coaster
-"Nonsense Wheel"
-Slides
-Bungee Jumping
-Circus Cannon.

West Wing:
First Floor:
Aisles 1 - 25:
-Things that Shouldn't Move, But Do.
Aisles 26 - 50:
-Clothes of the Ridiculous Kind.

Second Floor:
-"Resonant Chamber"
-NonsenseTrain Station
Aisles 51 - 100:
-Imps & Other Little Demons.

Third Floor:
-Unicorn Stables.
-Test Track Entrance

East Wing:
First Floor:
Aisles 101 - 125:
-Ninjas.
Aisles 126 - 200
-Reanimated Dead Things.

Second Floor:
-"Pipe Dream"
Aisles 201 - 250:
-Stars & Other Sparklies.
Aisles 251 - 275:
-Baa Baa Sheep & Moo Cows

Third Floor:
-NonsenseTrain Station
Aisles 251 - 275:
-Wands, Staffs, & Other Special Sticks.
Aisles 276 - 300:
-Burning Things.
Aisles 301 - 350:
-Faulty Explosives.

North Wing (Nether-Regions):
First Floor:
Aisle 351-450:
-Spam, Awesomesauce, & Other Edibles.
Aisles 451 - 475:
-Villains.
Aisles 476 - 500:
-Egypt.

Second Floor:
-"Fiber Bundles"
-Bioluminescent River.
-'Glowing Belle' Riverboat Cruise
-NonsenseTrain Station
Aisles 501 - 525:
-Coffee Mugs.
Aisles 526 - 550:
-Homework.
Aisles 551 - 600:
-Fluids of Every Kind


Third Floor:
-Jungle Cruise Entrance
Aisles 601 - 625:
-Ghoulies & Ghosties.
Aisles 626 - 635:
-Seasonal.
Aisles 636 - 650:
-Treasure Maps.
Aisles 651 - 665:
-Things of Girlishness.
Aisle 666:
-Black Hole.

Beyond Area:
-"Starship Groove"
-Hell if I Should Know.

Store Layout Subject to Constant and Unannounced Change

 

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft NOW HIRING gaia_nitemareright
Become a part of the Nonsense family!

Jobs Available:
Alternate Barista x1
Cashiers x1
Security x2
Janitorial x2
Stockers x4
Mechanics x4

Security applicants shall be reviewed by Ydna Wolf.
Barista applicants shall be reviewed by Yuki_Windira.
Janitorial, stocker, and cashier applicants shall be reviewed by either Blind Blindness or me (Gresley Toombs).
Mechanic applicants shall be reviewed by me (Gresley Toombs).

Applicants in consideration will be asked follow-up questions through quoting.  

[Gresley Toombs]

*goes to investigate*  

[Gresley Toombs]

*finds rattlesnake* "<.<  

[Gresley Toombs]

Ha! I think my dog has the hiccups. Either that, or he's hyperventilating. gonk  

[Gresley Toombs]

...  

[Gresley Toombs]

*lights flicker*  

[Gresley Toombs]

NO CUSTOMERS??? scream  

[Gresley Toombs]

WHY IS THERE A COW IN THE NINJA BIN??  

[Ydna Wolf]

ninja -had put it there-

 

[Gresley Toombs]

Ydna Wolf

ninja -had put it there-

DAMMIT YDNA, I'M HIRING YOU!!
You'll be a stocker.

Do you want your Rubix Cube now or later?