Unfortunately, Fortunately

[MG IT Guy]

Everybody takes turns saying a fortunately or an unfortunately.

Example:
Person 1: One day I went to the beach, unfortunately my car broke down.

Person 2: Fortunately a car fixer dude came by and fixed the car.

Person 3: Unfortunatley it started to hail and the window broke.


I'll start: You just read this post, unfortunately you weren't aware a monkey was eating your trousers.  

[Squitidus]

Fortunately my trousers are made of adamantium.  

[MTbrainz XD]

unfortunately your shirt isnt and it gets eaten instead

 

[Salazar Scissorin]

Fortunately he had a backup shirt in his adamantium pants. wink  

[pianochord]

Unfortunately his backup shirt was made out of twizzlers.  

[Salazar Scissorin]

Fortunately since he was so hungry he got an amazing meal of Twizzlers.  

[Squitidus]

Unfortunately I don't like twizzlers and I get sick.  

[slothiiiey]

Fortunately, there were left over twizzlers so you made a giant candy swing and managed to get away from the monkey.  

[Salazar Scissorin]

Unfortunately he did not realize those monkeys could fly with super speed so they caught up with him rather quickly.  

[Zibraz]

Fortunately the monkeys only wanted to give him bananas  

[Salazar Scissorin]

Unfortunately those bananas were poisoned! gonk  

[Zibraz]

Fortunately the poison only numbed his little pinky.  

[Meia15]

Unfortunately, he couldn't pinky swear to his best friend and ended up getting slapped in the face.  

[Salazar Scissorin]

Fortunately his face was made of adamantium. ( wink ) [Though it's not so fortunate for the person who slapped him...]  

[Zibraz]

Unfortunately the guy that slapped him had a hand made out of adamantium.