Yes or No

[MG IT Guy]

Someone asks a question and you reply with yes or no, then you ask your own.

Example:
Person 1: Are you a mongoose?

Person 2: No, can monkeys fly?

I'll start: Can you walk?  

[Squitidus]

Yes, are you real?  

[astrenose]

No.
Does that make you crazy?  

[Squitidus]

Yes, where do you exist if not in reality?  

[Kane Solomon]

(not really a yes or no question that is it lmao))

no, am i a banana?  

[furnishedtower]

No, if you were a banana would you be able to talk?  

[astrenose]

Yes.
Haven't you ever accidentally created a mutated talking banana?  

[Aryeec]

No, don't you know that would be a butatenana?  

[jcl007149]

Yes.
But is the butatenana really mutated or are WE mutated? ninja  

[Jalakins]

^ It has to be a yes or no question. So I'll start over.

Are you mutated?

 

[StrayKit]

no, have you ever had an argument with an inanimate object and lost?  

[Qyp]

No.

Have you EVER ate any kind of insect?  

[OutlawStar01]

No.

Have you ever stared at a statue in a staring contest and won?  

[Demon Born of Ashes]

No.
have you ever been woken up wile dreaming cause you were shocked how boring it was?  

[mamarita]

No.. Have you ever accidentally eaten a hot cherry pepper on a sundae instead of a maraschino cherry?