The Insult Game

[MG IT Guy]

You have to come up with the most random yet outrageously funny insult.
Keep it PG-13.
If your going to curse, censor it with something ( f**k, @$$, S__T, etc.)  

[Zibraz]

Your face looks like someone lit it on fire and tried to put it out with a wet fork  

[Squitidus]

Your hair looks like it was died with alien guts neutral  

[MTbrainz XD]

your hair looks like a ginger's pubes emotion_donotwant

 

[Zibraz]

Last time you got a piece of a** was when your finger broke through the toilet paper.  

[Squitidus]

Why are you still here, shouldn't you be running from some lions, Zebra?  

[furnishedtower]

Since when did corny jokes come back into style and who said men that can even afford a shirt could use them?  

[Aryeec]

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Zibraz

Last time you got a piece of a** was when your finger broke through the toilet paper.

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anyway....


@DJ G-REX: Let some eagles peck at your eyes some more. You don't even deserve to see how ugly you are.  

[Flare Kazamata]

Member since 2011? But you look older than gaia itself. Platinum member? The only platinum I see is in you're old aging hair. No seriously who are you, Dumbledore's father? I can see why you're expiration date is "never" cuz If 100 years won't finish you off, I don't know what will.  

[Harmonical Melodies]

Flare Kazamata

You just made my day! emotion_bigheart

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my @$$.

 

[Flare Kazamata]

The_Mistress_Of_Music

(I hope your not being sarcastic because that comment made my day)

That was a low-blow, but not as low as you're sense of style. Seriously where do you shop at, American Hobo-Outfiters? And whats with you're right eye, Did you have to fight a raccoon for yesterdays dinner? You are what you eat which explains you're trashy look. Still, even you looking at you're worst, it's still 3x better than Dumbledore over there at his best.

(No hard feelings O_o;;; )  

[Harmonical Melodies]

Flare Kazamata

What did you have for breakfast? B!tch Flakes?

 

[Aryeec]

The_Mistress_Of_Music

Your dad should have made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!  

[Harmonical Melodies]

Aryeec

If I wanted an a**'s opinion I would have asked my donkey.

 

[Aryeec]

In the words of Shakespeare, "Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an a** at it."