Corrupt A Wish

[MG IT Guy]

Basically, you make a wish and the next poster corrupts it so you end up having a bad day and you cry yourself to sleep (Let's hope not). Afterwards, you make your wish and the cycle starts all over again.Simple, no?

Example:

The Wish: (First Poster)
I Wish I could Fly like a bird

The Corruption: (Second Poster)
Granted But You fly too High and get Hit by a Passing Plane.

and Then You make a Wish! Get it? Good.


Rules:
- Try to keep it PG13


I will start: I wish I had a flying sandwich.  

[sparten117333]

Granted but when you eat it it keeps flying out of your stomach.





I wish I had some cake.  

[Meia15]

Granted, but it turns out the cake is a lie once it gets in your hands.

I wish I was an awesome artist. heart  

[Squitidus]

Granted but you can only create while under Niagra Falls.

I wish I had a trousers.  

[Zibraz]

Granted, but you can only wear them if you do a head stand

I wish I could fly  

[Meia15]

Granted, but you can only fly for five minutes and have to wait an hour in between each flight.

I wish my cat would stop hating me.  

[Squitidus]

Granted but now it will no longer leave you alone and tries to follow you when you leave the house.

I wish for a good pair of walking shoes.  

[Zibraz]

Granted but there will be a sharp stone in the shoe that can never be removed.

I wish I was a banana  

[furnishedtower]

Granted, but an ape comes along and eats you.

I wish I had a talking dog.  

[Zibraz]

Granted, but it can only sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves"

I wish I was god!  

[MTbrainz XD]

granted but you quickly realize everyone hates you for things that aren't your fault.

i wish i was a unicorn.  

[furnishedtower]

Granted but you soon realize that you can't stop pooping rainbows and soon die from dehydration.

I wish I could turn invisible.  

[MTbrainz XD]

granted but you can't turn back and are left forever lonely.

i wish santa was real.  

[Zibraz]

Granted but he isn't fat and is not jolly.

I wish my ipod cooked my food  

[Eluelfu]

Granted but it only cooked Brustle sprouts and if you didnt eat them the ipod would explode!




I wish i could change the things around me diffrent colors!:3