A Game, If You Will :3

[LimberNimbleShadow]

The game's called "And Then What"
Simply post an action, then the other poster responds with another action!
Example:
Poster 1
"I was eating a bagel..."

P2
"When my dog suddenly jumped up an ate it!"

Got it? Good!
I'll start us off simple.

I was walking home from school...

 

[sandrock_buck]

When you almost take an arrow to the knee!
(Sorry guys, just finished a Skyrim marathon and I had to make the joke.)  

[Kawai taiga omocha]

I grabbed the arrow and ate it.  

[aztec334]

Then procided to skip thru a meadow of flowers, ponies and rainbows~
(Hahaha, top that razz )  

[00Shoe]

Before falling into a hole I dug earlier.  

[sandrock_buck]

But you're saved in just the nick of time by a passing pterodactyl!  

[Kawai taiga omocha]

The pterodactyl landed in the middle of an island in a lake of lava. All around were hordes of Anthro-based zombies, Dripping in acidic fluid and hunks of flesh. Some theirs, some not.  

[00Shoe]

However they are super friendly and throw a great party.  

[DarkWolfLove]

But the pizza was old and the soda was flat.

 

[bryceninja]

so I called domino's for new pizza and soda.  

[unknownuser2]

They said that don't have anything to deliver, then, because my belly's empty, I ate the phone...  

[bryceninja]

which turned out to be a bad idea and it gave me heartburn, and i had no Pepto Bismal  

[00Shoe]

so I just went to bed  

[bryceninja]

but then woke up to find 00shoe standing over my bed  

[sandrock_buck]

I tried to act like I was still asleep, I didn't want to disturb Shoe.