what?

[CokePixie]

crashed nihilism [1:22 P.M.]: o_o
crashed nihilism [1:22 P.M.]: My vibrator died.
PixieCrack17 [1:23 P.M.]: ...
PixieCrack17 [1:24 P.M.]: what?
crashed nihilism [1:24 P.M.]: My vibrator died.
PixieCrack17 [1:24 P.M.]: ...ok
PixieCrack17 [1:24 P.M.]: are you implying that you want me to give you head now or something?
crashed nihilism [1:25 P.M.]: You're sort of far away and sort of heterosexual and in a relationship and I'm also in a relationship so, no.
crashed nihilism [1:26 P.M.]: I mean, unless you're offering.
crashed nihilism [1:26 P.M.]: razz
PixieCrack17 [1:26 P.M.]: all i can do right now is blink.
crashed nihilism [1:26 P.M.]: lmao
PixieCrack17 [1:26 P.M.]: yeah i'm not sure how i'm supposed to react
PixieCrack17 [1:27 P.M.]: mostly i keep thinking "hey... am i offering?"
crashed nihilism [1:27 P.M.]: lmao
crashed nihilism [1:28 P.M.]: https://www.trustedpleasures.com/cart.php?type=prod&prod=16478 But lookit!
crashed nihilism [1:28 P.M.]: I ordered it last night.
PixieCrack17 [1:29 P.M.]: uhh kelly
PixieCrack17 [1:29 P.M.]: i hate to break this to you but
PixieCrack17 [1:29 P.M.]: a real p***s doesn't look like that
PixieCrack17 [1:30 P.M.]: they're hardly ever shaped like rabbits
crashed nihilism [1:30 P.M.]: Yeah, I realize.
PixieCrack17 [1:32 P.M.]: just saying
PixieCrack17 [1:32 P.M.]: i mean.. i've only seen one
PixieCrack17 [1:32 P.M.]: one rabbit shaped p***s
PixieCrack17 [1:33 P.M.]: and that one didn't vibrate well
crashed nihilism [1:33 P.M.]: lmao
crashed nihilism [1:33 P.M.]: Well, I just have to say the best vibrators I've ever used was a rabbit type vibrator sooo...
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: there is now way to describe how awkward this is...
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: let me counter that with the most awkward thing i can say, and i know you've heard this before
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: kelly... i'm pretty sure i know what it feels like to have a p***s and orgasim
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: because one time i had this dream
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i was a man
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i had sex
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i came, in the dream, and thus
PixieCrack17 [1:34 P.M.]: i know what a p***s feels like
crashed nihilism [1:35 P.M.]: lmao
PixieCrack17 [1:35 P.M.]: and now to call you a f** and go smoke a cigarette
PixieCrack17 [1:35 P.M.]: f**!
crashed nihilism [1:36 P.M.]: lol
Auto response from PixieCrack17 [1:36 P.M.]: no, i am not smoking! ...yes, yes i am


i was high, it seemed funny at the time?  

[Szinriia]

rofl

Is it wrong that I want to have that dream too? O.o  

[punkarama]

Szinriia

rofl

Is it wrong that I want to have that dream too? O.o

Same here.  

[primaI]

Ah the rampant rabbit, thats a good one. Or so I've heard.

Wait, you all what!? eek  

[Vexxed]

that was funny. xD

& i think everyone wonders what sex is like for the opposite sex.  

[punkarama]

Vexxed

that was funny. xD

& i think everyone wonders what sex is like for the opposite sex.

I think your right.  

[CokePixie]

punkarama

Szinriia

rofl

Is it wrong that I want to have that dream too? O.o

Same here.

it was a good dream, so good i woke up and had to have a cigarette.  

[Heff]

CokePixie

it was a good dream, so good i woke up and had to have a cigarette.

HomigoshImissedyou. gonk heart My mommy has one of those. I found it when I was looking for batteries in her nightstand. ;-;  

[CokePixie]

i found my parents jelly... yeah jelly... ew xp  

[punkarama]

ewwwww  

[Heff]

Ewww. Jellyyyy! ;o;!!  

[CokePixie]

DUDE! i had to explain to some kid today what jelly was, i was like "haven't you ever heard of KYjelly?" he was totally clueless... the kid's 16, i was confused. So i explained it to him and he was like "why do you need more lubricant, there's stuff on the condom." i just gave up after that.  

[punkarama]

CokePixie

DUDE! i had to explain to some kid today what jelly was, i was like "haven't you ever heard of KYjelly?" he was totally clueless... the kid's 16, i was confused. So i explained it to him and he was like "why do you need more lubricant, there's stuff on the condom." i just gave up after that.

my bf used to work at a grocery store, and he said one day a old couple came through his till and bought only KY Jelly and smarties.  

[CokePixie]

...why smarties?  

[Heff]

Oh God, I can only imagine what the Smarties were for. gonk I'm scared. u__u