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 Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:52 pm
Main Event
Fatal Four Way Tag Title Match
Notorious G.O.D.(c) vs The Highwaymen vs Cartwright and Figgy vs Ramona Tyler and Rex Kobra
Rules
-No Entrances.(The first two to post start the match.)
--Two men start the match. You may tag anyone to get into the match.
---No Dq
----First Pin fall, submission wins, or Knock Out
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:39 am
"Before we begin this match," Jimmy begins, as the last team enters the arena, "I'd like to say a few words about a tragedy that recently struck our country. You've all heard of the recent school shooting... In which a clearly evil, godless man took an assault rifle into an elementary school, and took the lives of 28 good, innocent people. Most of them scared, helpless children. And it is at a time like this that I cannot stress enough... We need prayer in school. Yes, boo me if you like, but for all of you asking how god could let such a horrible incident occur, just remember... You're the reason he's not allowed on the premise."
Having said his piece, he takes his place in the ring, giving Lester the signal to man his corner. Taking his position, Lester looks around at the angry and offended crowd, looking almost ashamed.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:28 am
Team Insane, Cartwright and Figgy, look confused.
Cartwright: "Are they booing God or booing this Jimmy chap? He seems a tad preachy."
Figgy strokes his chin in thought.
Figgy: "Nobody likes being bothered by Jehovah Witnesses when they are at home watching TV or eating or something. Maybe he's like one of them."
Cartwright looks shocked.
Cartwright: "I didn't know those people wrestled! How can we defeat people who have the power of God on their side?"
Figgy nods his head, confident that he has the answer.
Figgy: "We defeat God.....with the power of my magical oranges."
Cartwright smiles widely.
Cartwright: "Let's eat some now!"
Team Insane begin to munch away on oranges.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:24 am
Not seeing any life from either of their other competitors, Jimmy points to the orange-munching head cases, and beckons them to send out a fighter.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:15 am
Cartwright finishes his orange and leaps into action. He stands in the centre of the ring and taunts Jimmy by clasping his hands together and pretending to pray.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:39 pm
Responding to this taunt, Jimmy makes a grand, exaggerated gesture towards Cartwright, as if he was a carnival worker showing off one of his attractions. Ending this gesture with a congratulating applause, he moves forward, closing the distance with his opponent in preparation for the bell.
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:12 am
Cartwright opens his eyes to see this gesture by Jimmy. He smirks and gives him a golf clap as the bell rings! Cartwright begins to Gangnam style horse dance around Jimmy in a circle, perhaps to further antagonise him!
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:17 pm
He's probably expecting me to use a roundhouse kick, Jimmy thinks, as he eyes Cartwright, dancing around him. So...
Turning in the opposite direction from Cartwright's rotation, he attempts to hit him in the head with a high roundhouse kick. If Cartwright ducks, he'll drop to the ground and go for a leg sweep, instead.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:05 am
WHAM! The kick sends a groggy Cartwright staggering into his corner, where Figgins tags himself in. That'll teach Cartwright a lesson. As he enters the ring he drops his bag of oranges and approaches Jimmy cautiously in a wrestling stance.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:16 pm
(Everyone else can still post, just post you are the apron, or picking your nose or something. XD. If I have to end the match, activity will play a factor. )
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:43 pm
As Figgy approaches Jimmy, the year-long tag champ retains eye contact like a snake, and attempts to irish whip Fig into Lester's corner.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:34 pm
Rex leans on the rope, intently studying the action in the ring, searching for any weaknesses in his competitors. Ramona keeps her eyes on Boxer with a twisted smile on her face.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:26 am
Figgy is whipped into the turnbuckle as he didn't anticipate that manoeuvre!
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:43 pm
Jimmy quickly moves to the corner, and attempts to throw Lester a tag for the double-team opportunity!
Seeing Jimmy shoot out his hand for the tag, Lester reaches out as well... And then retracts his hand at the last possible second. He stands there for a second, drinking in Jimmy's confusion, before stepping down off the apron.
Jimmy looks down at him like a child who's just been told he was adopted, completely forgetting about the other wrestler right in front of him.
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