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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:12 pm
So I was riding home from class today, and lo' and behold, the old church in Alberta decided to change their sign. One side, I must say, had me in high hopes for a second.

"Acceptance is bred in the womb of diversity."
"If God doesen't bless it, don't do it!"

And, wouldn't ya know it, neither of those plays true around here. Yech.  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:29 pm
The church's marquee near my home currently says something along the lines of, "Lacking a village to help raise your child? Join our Church!"  

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:37 pm
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The church's marquee near my home currently says something along the lines of, "Lacking a village to help raise your child? Join our Church!"
Ah yes, the children. God's little future warriors.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:49 am
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The church's marquee near my home currently says something along the lines of, "Lacking a village to help raise your child? Join our Church!"
Ah yes, the children. God's little future warriors.

Good doesen't need week little children for his army : he have angels!  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:59 pm
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The church's marquee near my home currently says something along the lines of, "Lacking a village to help raise your child? Join our Church!"
Ah yes, the children. God's little future warriors.

Good doesen't need week little children for his army : he have angels!
Yeah, but someone's gotta hold the front line. The angles are like the second wave attackers. The children just dull the blades of the enemy and slow them down.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:23 pm
My favorite church signs are:

"Believe in something or you'll fall for anything"
"Be unique, be a Christian"
"You feel sad? Study God and Bible! You feel good inside!" (It's a sign for a Japanese church called the Peace House Cafe)
 

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:06 am
Trust me; my old hometown had the best church sign that has ever graced the face of this earth.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:54 pm
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Trust me; my old hometown had the best church sign that has ever graced the face of this earth.

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DA! Dahahaha!
That's amazing! xd
Can I steal it? ^__^  

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:49 pm
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Waffle Dem0n
Trust me; my old hometown had the best church sign that has ever graced the face of this earth.

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DA! Dahahaha!
That's amazing! xd
Can I steal it? ^__^
Only if you give me an eHug. =B  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:56 pm
You know... I wonder if the people who make these signs are giggling to themselves. Or if they really just don't get it.  

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:43 pm
The most recent one I've seen was yesterday, it was something like- "The family altar can alter the family"  
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:18 pm
Waffle Dem0n
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Waffle Dem0n
Trust me; my old hometown had the best church sign that has ever graced the face of this earth.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

DA! Dahahaha!
That's amazing! xd
Can I steal it? ^__^
Only if you give me an eHug. =B

Hee! sweatdrop Fine, fine. {{hugz!}}  

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:30 am
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Waffle Dem0n
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Waffle Dem0n
Trust me; my old hometown had the best church sign that has ever graced the face of this earth.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

DA! Dahahaha!
That's amazing! xd
Can I steal it? ^__^
Only if you give me an eHug. =B

Hee! sweatdrop Fine, fine. {{hugz!}}
*E-Hugs*  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:01 pm
I saw one sign, " Athiest you be not."

I'm all, "......Wtf. D:"
 

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:43 pm
Dathu
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The church's marquee near my home currently says something along the lines of, "Lacking a village to help raise your child? Join our Church!"
Ah yes, the children. God's little future warriors.

Good doesen't need week little children for his army : he have angels!
Yeah, but someone's gotta hold the front line. The angles are like the second wave attackers. The children just dull the blades of the enemy and slow them down.
Don't worry, I am not one of those children. I was very religious when I was 6 but when I turned 10 and my grandpa was diagnosed with cancer on Christmas and I would pray for hours every day that he shouldn't die , to no avail. He ended up dieing on Saint Patrick's Day.  
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