Mainichi fuwafuwa! (You know you waaaannnaaa)

[Super_Chihuahua]

Though force in strength cannot get through,
I with a simple touch can do.
Many on the threshold there would stand,
If not for I, a friend in hand.

What am I?  

[my dog ate my sanity]

A DOOR!  

[Super_Chihuahua]

....(A friend in HAND).... stare

But you were close! mrgreen  

[my dog ate my sanity]

fine then. a doorknob ... I figured it was one of the two...  

[Super_Chihuahua]

You're close, but still no! razz  

[my dog ate my sanity]

key?  

[Super_Chihuahua]

You got it. Ahaha!

I'm a key! mrgreen  

[my dog ate my sanity]

No your not... your a Chi  

[Super_Chihuahua]

YAY!

I'M A CHI!!!

ZOMIGAWD!!!

Hee hee hee, EVIL IDEA!!

I like this idea, it's nice. A nice idea.

We thought it was a nice idea, and it was, at the time. But the moment has passed, and now we realize it was not a nice idea, destroying all the stars in the sky. Indeed, there were many of them! So many and always twinkling, they might get annoying! But the moment has passed, and now everyone is very very angry. So angry that even the King of All Cosmos was not spared their wrath!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... The wrath of the stars? ... of the Chis? .... of the Keys? ..... .... .... .... ..... of the peanut butter and pickle sandwiches?  

[Super_Chihuahua]

You may beg for forgiveness, but to enter this sacred place, the right must be EARNED!

Chi: ... domokun !!!!!

Zane: *Sigh*

Chi: *Eats the guy who was talking first* domokun

Berlin: neutral  

[my dog ate my sanity]

I think that earned you the right to enter the sacred place

IT'S THE COMMERCIAL AGAIN!

Damn you Stokes Furniture and your very idiotic phrase "Got Wood"  

[Super_Chihuahua]

MEANWHILE, IN THE SACRED PLACE...

Chi: I BET THEY SELL CHURROS HERE!!!

Zane and Cory: CHURROS!!! domokun

Grant and Berlin: Fried Sugar death traps...

Cory, Chi, and Zane: *Turn slowly towards Berlin and Grant* Churrrrrrrroo domokun domokun domokun ?

Berlin and Grant: *Gasp* Ahhhhh!!!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

*pops out of nowhere* I WANT A CHURRO! *See's everyone looking at Berlin and Grant* ... stare you have churro's don't you stare  

[Super_Chihuahua]

Grant and Berlin: *Look at each other* *Look at everyone else* No...

Cory, Zane, and Chi: CHHUURRRRROOO!?! domokun domokun domokun

Grant and Berlin: YIPES!! *Run*

Cory, Zane, and Chi: *Chases them* CHURRO!!! domokun domokun domokun