So I came across this on Tumblr and listened to it all. Just press play and laugh your a** off for the next (almost) 6 minutes.
Also note that, in case you're worried, this was all set up by a person who this woman knows and loves, and he just wanted to play a prank and everyone is laughing and on even ground by the end.
JOHN CENA!!! phone call prank
THE RANDOM PEOPLE OF TOMORROW [[LET'S RAWRRR]]
Playground for the random.