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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:01 pm
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Smash-and-Mash was more than happy to help out at this bash. Food preparation was the big totoma's favorite thing in the world, and there were dozens of eager kin happily bringing in extra goodies as the night went on. A small crowd of kin had gathered around her, and she was quite happy to give a demonstration. Normally she just got to do this for a small audience in her tribe's lands or by herself, so having a crowd around had brought her energy to new, slightly terrifying places. She prepared the food with an aplomb that could only be described as eschatologically improbable and unsettling to children; what she was doing was less "careful cookery" and more "violently dismembering vegetables while shouting the narration for the entire process."
"First, you must place your ingredients in your mixing basin! This can be either a flattish rock with a depression- not too flat, that will be impossible- or a big turtle shell! I prefer the turtle shell because it is very portable! Then you must SMASH! It is important that all of the little bits are very little indeed and carefully mixed, so while you must mash you must also SMASH! See how I am doing it, very carefully and yet with great enthusiasm and energy! Once you have SMASHed to your heart's content and to the appropriate amount for the recipe, put everything aside and prepare your pumpkin seeds! This is a very interesting part of the process, for you must SMASH the pumpkins to get at the seeds! This serves two purposes because the pumpkin is delicious, as are the seeds! You must SMASH, but you must do so with great judiciousness! Stop periodically to pick out the seeds- you can then continue to SMASH!" Each time she shouted SMASH, her voice rose in volume and enthusiasm. It was not difficult to discern this creature's joy in life.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:44 pm
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It had started as just a niggling little noise at the corner of Smash's attention. She was very much occupied in a wrestling match with a few over-eager Totoma (and motherfather wasn't THAT a good time!), when it seemed someone was calling to her. Easy enough to ignore- her feats of strength had garnered her plenty of fans in the past. In the midst of a rather impressive suplex (a grand feat of strength), it happened again. Then once more when she was tossing a hapless victim out of the way. As it got louder and louder, Smash finally accepted... whoever this fan was, they were incredibly persistent! Setting down the kin she had lifted (A little one- not one to be TOO rough with), Smash offered a grin and promises to return, then trotted off in the direction her name was coming from.
There! A grand totoma, standing up on the stage. Pushing through the assembled crowd, Smash muttered pardon's and s'cuse me's, and eventually pulled herself on stage. Huffing aloud, Smash cocked her head to the side.
"Oi! What're you yellin' for me so much for, huh? An' what's all this lot, then?" She asked a bit too loudly, looking down at the food.
"You need the great SMASH's help?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:56 pm
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Smash-and-Mash's eyes got big and sparkly as a stranger pushed up onto the stage. How wonderful! Oh, she was always so happy to get the chance to work with somebody.
"A VOLUNTEER!" she roared, dragging the kimeti front and center. "Look upon this brave kimeti, everybody! They will SMASH with me, Smash-and-Mash! Yes, together the two of us are going to show you how to properly prepare... VEGETABLES! They'll turn into a beautiful sauce and go upon the shredded squash that we will boil!" With a grand sweeping movement, she knocked all of the ingredients in front of her to the ground. "We must start with a clean slate! Literally, you must clean your slate so that the ingredients of the prior meal are not in the new one!" She laid out a pile of tomatoes and peppers in front of the doe and herself, then stomped hard on the ground to jostle them out of their positions and into a vague approximation of a line. "Now, brave volunteer, we must start with the sauce! ALWAYS start with the sauce! You look like a fighter- envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Pound them to a pulp with your hooves! SMASH!" She stood back to let her volunteer take center stage- she just knew the other doe would do something heroically brilliant.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:25 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 12:10 am
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With more delicacy than typical, Smash took the stick from Smash and smiled around it at her fantastic cooking companion. Really, it was a necessity- were she not careful with the wood, it would be SMASHED by her incredibly fancy jaw! And what a shame that would be, to waste a perfectly good stick like this! Cocking her head to the side, Smash prepped the stick in the bowl, and waited for other-Smash's command. At the word go... the nightmare began.
To say SMASH was incredibly talented with her magical jaw of smashing was an understatement. It was probably the jaw of the motherfather themselves. With all the strength in her great and powerful neck, Smash whirled the stick one way, and used a hoof to rotate the bowl in the opposite direction. The stirring was vigorous, to say the very least of it. But hey! This was what the instructor had wanted.
"BAM!" She yelled, dropping the stick and standing back whilst panting. "Your hero, the great and mighty SMASH, has done it!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:14 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:34 pm
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