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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:58 pm
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10:15pm Saturday
Jack Arson and Angel were driving down I-64 on their road to WrestleMania. Jack was behind the wheel as he began to get off on an exit ramp, Angel began to stir. Looking around, Angel noticed the Arch and was confused as he began to speak to his brother.
"Um...Jack, where the hell are we?"
Jack, not taking his eyes off the road would quickly respond.
"We're in Saint Louis bruh...why?
Angel shook his head, and let it fall against the headrest.
"Jack, why the ******** are we in St Louis..You're going the wrong damn way. "
Jack looks confused.
"We're going to Texas aren't we?
"Why did you think that?
"I heard you saying that WrestleMania was gonna be the biggest thing Madisonville had ever seen. I'm not sure why WWFG is going to a town where the population is only 3600 but who am I to ask questions??"
"Well maybe you should have, because WrestleMania isn't in Madisonville, Texas...Its inside Madison Square Garden Jack. But it seems that your inability to use a map has placed us in the stomping ground of our WrestleMania opponents. Head out to the airport. Lets ******** with some people.
11:20am Saturday
Pulling up outside a very lavish house near the airport, Angel and Arson would cut the lights off their car, and Arson would look at Angel, not quite sure if this was the best idea. Angel was clutching a brown paper bag that had the top of it folded over. and a lighter. looking at Arson, Angel would speak,
"Just wait here...I'll be right back."
Then Angel would get out of the car and would make his way toward the door. He would carry the bag and place it on the Welcome mat, before lighting the corner on fire and pounding on the door. Angel would then sprint toward the car and dive in Luke Duke style. From here...Team Heavenfire waits for the hilarity to ensue.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:39 pm
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the door to said house opens, and a tall dark skinned African american man steps out. Fans would have no idea who this man is, though guesses can be made.The guy is dressed for work, wearing a suit. He might even have been on his way out. Spotting the bag on fire, instinct comes in and he looks to stomp it out. Doesn't take long to realize something isn't right here.
"Um, is this what i think it is?" He looks down at his shoes. "Wife of mine, I believe someone has decided to do the old lighting a bag of dog crap on fire trick on us."
Into view comes a far more familiar face, Janelle Damone.
"I didn't think kids still did that. It's so old school." She looks outside and spots the car. "Oh, well, maybe because it wasn't kids. Go clean your shoes and clean that up. I'll take care of it."
"Is this a work thing?"
Janelle pulls out her phone. "Of course it is. Biggest show of the year is coming up and my brother picked the absolute biggest assholes he could find to challenge, and they put their careers on the line. Now, move along. I've got this."
As the man in question does what he's told janelle snaps a picture of the car, followed by some maneuvering clearly indicating sending a message.
"That was disgusting. Haven't seen anyone do that since I was a kid."
Her phone goes off as her husband returns to clean up the remains of the mess.
"Aren't you going to do something, or should I go have a word with the gentlemen in the car?" He asks
Janelle doesn't look up from the phone.
"Trust me, I've got it handled," she answers. "Besides, no need for you to go getting your a** kicked by a sledgehammer wielding maniac/pyromaniac and his lunatic brother. Now hurry up before you're late for work."
Janelle steps outside and looks directly at the car. No wonder she'd never been a housewife. Thinking quickly, she picks up a rock.
"Hey, assholes, next time, drive faster."
With that she launches the rock at their back windshield
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:16 pm
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2:15am Sunday Penthouse Gentlemen's Club, Sauget, Illinois. After a few hours of winding down from having the back glass of his Corvette smashed by Janelle Damone, the camreas come back on as we continue the coverage of Team Heavenfires car ride to WrestleMania! Inside the beautiful Penthouse Gentlemens club, Angel can be seen by the stage, handful of dollar bills and several empty glasses around where he was sitting. Arson was not in the shot, which means he's probably in the back trying to catch a venereal disease from one of the strippers. A man comes and has a seat next to Angel, and after a double take speaks to The Celestial One.
"Hey aren't you the man they call Angel?"
Angel diverts his attention to this man only briefly to reply.
"Yeah, that's what they say, what's it to you?
The man is a bit off put by Angels sarcastic response.
"Oh I was just wondering, there's someone here looking for you and he sent me over here to see if you were the guy he was looking for..carry on."
The man would quickly get up and leave, making his way to the VIP section and out of sight. Angel wondered just who the ******** was looking for him in the middle of nowhere..but figured it really didn't matter and went back to what he was doing.
About that time, Jack came out from the back, making his way over to the stage he would have a seat next to Angel by the stage. Smirking he would joke with Angel
"You know Angel, right amount of money and that pretty girl on the stage will take you to the back and touch your junk."
Angel laughed, and looked over at Arson.
"You know Jack, right amount of GAME and you don't need money. I'm just throwing this poor girl a little bit of cash to pay her tuition..I don't pay for disease ridden p***y..."
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:13 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:50 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:30 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:00 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:49 pm
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