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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:53 pm
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Match Three?! WTF?! It's a Career vs Career Match against two of WWFGs greatest ever! This should be the Main Event! Getting robbed like Miz vs Ziggler at No Mercy here! =)
Trent enters the arena in a smashing suit, just like how all good butlers should be dressed. He has a microphone in his right hand and a cup of tea in his left hand. The crowd shits on him with boos because he is Trent.
Trent The Butler: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise to a standing position and welcome my master with the love that he deserves....The Extraordinary Englishman....CAAAARTWRIIIGHT!"
The boos turn to huge cheers for the fan favourite and most popular man in the wrestling world, Cartwright. Cartwright enters the arena to a booming ovation. Cartwright takes the microphone from his lowly, worthless butler and looks to address the fans.
Cartwright: "Tonight, it is my sad honor to destroy a career that was once so promising! JAWS, I supported you from the beginning! I got you high status matches! I got you great promo time! The fans embraced you because of me! If it wasn't for me, you'd be just another forgotten newb in this world! But I saw something in you....and what do you do to thank me?! You no-show your matches now and can't be arsed to post anything unless it has something to do with me, you lazy sack of s**t! You god-mod constantly because you're too stupid to understand how matches work here! Worst of all though, you turn on me and that is when you went too far!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOO!"
Cartwright looks angered as he remembers how this match came about.
Cartwright: "I should be in the Main Event right now, regaining the title that I never truly lost, the WWFG Legacy Championship! But because of you and because my butler sucks, Bad Boy is in that match tonight instead! Stupid Trent! Stupid Idiot JAWS! JAWS, you may have broken my heart, but you will never break all of me! However, I can certainly break all of you and that is what is going to happen tonight!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Cartwright: "Broken Cartwright is going to break all of your career tonight JAWS in this Career vs Career Nightmare on Elm Street Fight Match and then I am going to reclaim my WWFG Legacy Championship...or WWF:G World Heavyweight Championship...whatever the powers that be want to call it this year!"
Crowd: "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
Cartwright: "I'm going to bury you tonight, JAWS! I'm going to bury your career because of what you did to me and after tonight you will be just another name of The List Of Cartwright, which features everyone that I have defeated, like Trent here! Read it in, maaaaan!"
Cartwright takes the cup of tea from Trent has drinks it all in. Cartwright throws the cup at Trent, who fails to catch it. Both men make their way to the ring, the crowd in love with Cartwright's Broken attire while Trent gets mocked for being Trent. Cartwright enters the ring and makes a shoveling motion in the center of the ring.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:30 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:40 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:13 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:33 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:18 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:48 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:25 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:51 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:25 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:36 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:45 am
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