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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:46 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:42 pm
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Cigaro by System Of A Down hits the arena, causing the fans to explode into cheers as Cartwright makes his grand entrance. He is wearing an ENGLISH Flag (not Union Jack) inspired jacket, wrestling tights and boots. Cartwright swaggers towards the ring, looking ready for his match tonight.
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours, My c**k can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure.. It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Michael Buffer: "Coming to the ring at this time, from London, ENGLAND and weighting-in at 225 lbs. Wearing red and white, he is one of the most recognised stars in the history of professional wrestling. Tonight, he competes against a man who isn't there. He is the self-proclaimed Extraordinary Englishman, CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright slides into the ring under the bottom rope and poses for the fans in the center of the ring.
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Tony Schiavone: "Cartwright absolutely destroyed Wanton Fox on the second edition of WCWG Monday Night Nitro and he did it with style using famous moves from the game Street Fighter! It was amazing, some of those moves defied physics and logic!"
Larry Zbysko: "Rumour has it that Cartwright kicked his arse so much that Fox has retired on the quiet, doing a runner from the wrestling world after the match rather than being a man about it and announcing it to the world! I wouldn't blame him if he did, Fox has clearly passed his peak as a performer! He was not able to land a single offensive maneuver in the entire match! It was quite a pathetic display from a supposed veteran!"
Tony Schiavone: "Maybe you're being too cruel on the weird man Larry and Cartwright is just on another level compared to Fox and everyone else in the wrestling world! Cartwright is that damn good! A wrestling God...wait we have enough of them as it is! A real English Dragon...damn it there's too many of them around here as well!"
Larry Zbysko: "Let's just call him The Extraordinary Englishman because there's only one of him and he is exactly that!"
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:09 pm
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Time seemed to have halted on Nitro as a monochrome effect came over the arena.The voices from the audience were replaced with silence. Eyes remained on the stage as they awaited the Master of Mirages. You make promise of protection To a future after life To the final resurrection And to eternal paradiseMist filled the stage as a mirror was slowly raised onto the center of the stage. A dark apparition appeared in the mirror, reaching out towards the ring, the mirror halting it's progress. Taking a step closer, the apparition slowly pushed a gloved fist through the frame and then the hooded figure stepped through entirely. The apparition was the Mysterious Stranger himself, Mister Mirage. But then I'm blinded with temptation And to every mortal sin Is it God that sits there waiting? Or will the darkness suck me inMister Mirage's coal black eyes stared down at the ring when he was finally free of the mirror. The Mysterious Stranger was here on Monday Night Nitro to make his WCW debut! He turned slightly and shoved the mirror to the floor, shattering it immediately when it made contact with the stage. Once again the masked man turned his attention towards the ring and began making his way to it. Intensity and discomfort could be felt from the audience as Mister Mirage made his way down the ramp. The soulless eyes remained on the Extraordinary Englishman as he walked down the ramp. When he stood at the bottom of the ramp, a silent smirk was hidden behind the mask as Mirage slowly raised his hands in the air, electricity sparked from his gauntlets and the monochrome effect faded from the arena. He slowly lowered his hands and rolled into the ring to finally be face to face with Cartwright. The Mysterious Stranger tilted his head to the side as gazed upon his strange opponent. Finally, the masked man pointed at Cartwright and after an uncomfortable moment, he spoke. "... My c**k is bigger than yours." The Masked man imitated the Englishman's theme in his deep, hushed voice.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:44 pm
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:25 pm
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:54 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:19 pm
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:22 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:37 pm
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Mister Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:10 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:20 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:54 pm
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