Wesker
-Illumination
-People who touch his hair (Although, I don't think anyone has the balls to do that.)
Jill
-Russians (Damn...)
-Stalkers (Although, I think it's the same for everyone.)
-Spiders in her bath tub
-Zombies in her bath tub
-Romero
Chris
-Not having a lighter
-Romero
Barry
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-Misleading products like the one above.
-Merchant's high prices
-Romero
Rebecca
-Having to use medical leeches
-Romero
Leon
-When he doesn't get all the attention
-Romero
Claire
-GTA III (Lack of motorcycles)
-Romero
Carlos
-Antonio Banderas (Or any other form of competition)
-Hospital Visits
-Romero
Nicholai
-Ceilings
-Lack of Control
William
-Trains
Anette
-Anti Anxiety Pills
Ben
-Heart Burn
-Romero
Irons
-Heart Burn
-Romero
Sherry
-Fanboys
-Romero
Ada
-Social Situations
Steve
-Maturity
-Romero
Brad
-Any and all hentai involving tentacles
Joseph
-RPD's Canine Unit
Enrico
-Damp Caves
Richard
-Snakes
-Sharks
Forest
-Hitchcock Movies (A lot of them depicting birds in a scary fashion)
Edward
-Romero
Kenneth
-Hungry White Guys
-Romero with a passion
Tyrant
-Rocket Launchers
Nemesis
-Women (Considering he managed to destroy everything in his path except for one persistent b***h that caused his demise.)
Alfred
-Masculinity
Alexia
-Pesticide
Marcus
-Salt
Luis
-Johnny Depp (For stealing his looks)
Mendez
-Gillette
Salazar
-Basketball
-Japoleon References
Saddler
-Women (For the same reason as Nemesis. Let's face it, without Ada, Leon would never have made it.)
Merchant
-Interac
Hunk
Dr. Salvador
-Lack of Gasoline
Ashley
-Terrorism (Whether it be those Afghanis, or those shifty Spaniards)
Krauser
-Formal Banquets
Now feel free to input your own and I will add them to the list, unless I think they're REALLY not funny.