Garage Hopping

[CokePixie]

Last night i went out with my brother. We actually went to go get a pack of cigarettes but his friend called on the way home so we went and picked him up, i think his name was erin or something. Anyways his friend erin gets in and he's all "marcus, let's go garage hopping!" and for anyone who doesn't know garage hopping is when you drive around looking for open garages, if you find one you walk in and check for a fridge then steal their liquor. So anyways we all go out and the first two we find had nothing, the third one had a cooler so my brother comes back in the car and we find out the cooler's full of pop and not beer. (but atleast it was coke)


So we leave the neighborhoods we were in and go to south river hills and found one. So my brother and his friend run in and come out with handfuls of mikes hard lemonade and a few millers. So we all start drinking (and punky you would have been proud of me i got good and wasted) then we went to shooters which is a pool hall. We tried playing pool but all of use were too drunk to make any shots so we leave and my brother and erin are like "let's go back to that garage and grab the rest."


So we go back and they come back out with the rest of the beer/mikes and my brother has a huge box of pixie stix (score) But then i hear someone screaming, it's like a guy's voice and he's all, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" so we hit the gas and get the ******** outta there and finish off the liqour while sitting on the roof of our elementary school.

After we were finished we went to drop eric off and we see this van, and it turns out to be the same van that was in the garage we robbed. So this guy like took off after us trying to find us and s**t. So we end up having to lose him through some neighbors hoods. We drop off erin and then went home.

So i get into bed, get out of bed, puke, go back to bed and wake up in the morning with bruises everywhere. Man the s**t you don't feel when you're drunk.

So yeah that's my story mrgreen  

[punkarama]

I'm VERY proud of you. Sounds like a fun game, I should try it sometime.  

[Vexxed]

today

i drank a 40

and smoked hookah
and burnt myself with the coals
but i was moderatly drunk

so it didnt matter
because it didnt hurt  

[Jacky Boy]

bahaha
that's awesome!

I love stealing things from random garages

me and my friends Tyler, Dave and Lisa walked Lisa home, she lives like 12 miles away from where I live, so it was a bitching long walk, there and back. But back to it. We drop her off finally, and this family left their garage open, with the lights, so we become all stealth and sneak in and look around. BONUS!

4 scooters, a bike, a pair of roller blades and some weird looking sticks that are kinda shaped like swords

speedy sword fighting on scooters bikes and blades home whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

so fun...

When there's nothing left to burn
you have to set yourself on fire

 

[punkarama]

Crazy bitches, if I drank a 40 I would die, I don't think I can even drink a whole 26. I'm a cheap drunk what can I say.  

[Space Jesus]

whee Awesome story pixiebaby

I don't know how big 40 is. im sure it'd get me drunk, I'm a cheap date.  

[punkarama]

Gunnery Sgt Hartman

whee Awesome story pixiebaby

I don't know how big 40 is. im sure it'd get me drunk, I'm a cheap date.

40 oz  

[Space Jesus]

punkarama

Gunnery Sgt Hartman

whee Awesome story pixiebaby

I don't know how big 40 is. im sure it'd get me drunk, I'm a cheap date.

40 oz

Yeah. Still no idea

But then Vexxed told me. For me two of those will get me wammed.  

[Vexxed]

lolz

i've been drinking 40's recently


I CANT BELIEVE THAT A 40 GETS YOU THAT DRUNK
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGG
WAIT


YOUR KIDDING RIGHT????  

[punkarama]

xd  

[CokePixie]

if i drank a 40 i'd probably end up in the hospital redface  

[Vexxed]

i don't believe you

you srsly
have to be
joking  

[Space Jesus]

Vexxed

i don't believe you

you srsly
have to be
joking

Well sry that we don't have the iron (and inhumane) constiution that you have. rolleyes  

[CokePixie]

i'm only a hundred pounds gonk  

[Vexxed]

Gunnery Sgt Hartman

Vexxed

i don't believe you

you srsly
have to be
joking

Well sry that we don't have the iron (and inhumane) constiution that you have. rolleyes

******** not hardcore
at all
the most "hardcore" thing i used to do when drinking
is just snort saraquil and s**t like that before i drank
rolleyes