The Lazy Hippy Movement Manifesto (2 New ones)

[primaI]

The Official Lazy Hippy Movement Manifesto

Economy

We intend to abolish the economy entirely and all live in mud shanty's and wear animals skins. I look very good in lion and Vexxed has taken a liking to Chinchilla and Zebra.

Treasury

All left over money and gold will be melted down and made into giant statues of me and Vexxed playing rock scissors paper. You will bring up your children to surrender to the statues as gods. Ugly and fat people will be sacrified there.

Education

Free education for all. Only fat kids will have to do Phys Ed. Because of winder22's lack of trust in my judgement of Phys Ed, Phys Ed will now involve nothing but bear wrestling.

Kid's who don't behave will be neutered.

Student Policies

All the finest universities will be moved to Wales, Scotland and Ireland, leaving other universities with more of a chance.

Home Affairs

We will start an investigation into why exactly they stopped making Lucky Charms in the UK.

Environment

All endangered species will be disguised as more common animals, to fool potential poachers.

All houses built in potential natural disaster zones will be made of sponge.

All cars will be ran on power from the driver riding an exersize bike, to stop the use of natural resources and lower obesity numbers.

Health and Safety

Will be abolished. If you're stupid enough to do something stupid, then we're not gonna stop you.

Food

All food shall be clearly labelled "Recommended for oral use"
All fast food shall be clearly labelled "May contain traces of real food"

Defence

Bombs will now be used as paperweights.

and let any warring ******** do what the hell they want, we're not getting involved.

OAP's

Old people hunting will now be a goverment sanctioned profession.

Misc

Telemarketers will be imprisoned

In ball sports, in the result of a tie an extra 10 minutes will be played as a multiball game.  

[Jacky Boy]

*salutes*  

[Hzza]

I wanna be minister in charge of old people hunting!

edit: also in all ball sports, the final 10 mins should be a multi-ball session, where the pitch is flooded with thousands of balls, that would rule so much  

[punkarama]

*thumbs up*  

[Madam Monster]

I dont want to do pyshical education again.

I get it good, I know the almighty awsome Tommy. That gives me something.  

[Heff]

LMAO!! I never read this before, but I shoulda known better than to just ignore it, too, I guess, and junk and stuff and wtf am I babbling on about? I'm shutting up now. Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, love, love. whee heart  

[primaI]

Heff

LMAO!! I never read this before, but I shoulda known better than to just ignore it, too, I guess, and junk and stuff and wtf am I babbling on about? I'm shutting up now. Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, love, love. whee heart

whee we've all missed you heff.  

[Heff]

Tommy the Cat

Heff

LMAO!! I never read this before, but I shoulda known better than to just ignore it, too, I guess, and junk and stuff and wtf am I babbling on about? I'm shutting up now. Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, love, love. whee heart

whee we've all missed you heff.

OH, MY QUEEN. I've missed you, toooo! You seckspot. >O! So! What'd I miss? =3?!  

[primaI]

Heff

Tommy the Cat

Heff

LMAO!! I never read this before, but I shoulda known better than to just ignore it, too, I guess, and junk and stuff and wtf am I babbling on about? I'm shutting up now. Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, love, love. whee heart

whee we've all missed you heff.

OH, MY QUEEN. I've missed you, toooo! You seckspot. >O! So! What'd I miss? =3?!

eek You missed the candy store riot?


Also, i thought of a way to solve the population crisis.

All people will be split into small colonies judging on their political views and such and such. A tribe war system will be put into place. Anyone who is Nazi or evil or christian will be forced to live in the sea and Texas, there they will mutate into angry crab people. rahhhr *snip snip*

Any art work of angry crab people will be greatly appriciated. Here's mine:

 

[primaI]

eek ive been smoking way to much.  

[Hzza]

Tommy the Cat

Heff

Tommy the Cat

Heff

LMAO!! I never read this before, but I shoulda known better than to just ignore it, too, I guess, and junk and stuff and wtf am I babbling on about? I'm shutting up now. Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, love, love. whee heart

whee we've all missed you heff.

OH, MY QUEEN. I've missed you, toooo! You seckspot. >O! So! What'd I miss? =3?!

eek You missed the candy store riot?


Also, i thought of a way to solve the population crisis.

All people will be split into small colonies judging on their political views and such and such. A tribe war system will be put into place. Anyone who is Nazi or evil or christian will be forced to live in the sea and Texas, there they will mutate into angry crab people. rahhhr *snip snip*

Any art work of angry crab people will be greatly appriciated. Here's mine:

hehehehehe, kick a**  

[Heff]

Tommy the Cat

Heff

Tommy the Cat

Heff

LMAO!! I never read this before, but I shoulda known better than to just ignore it, too, I guess, and junk and stuff and wtf am I babbling on about? I'm shutting up now. Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch, love, love. whee heart

whee we've all missed you heff.

OH, MY QUEEN. I've missed you, toooo! You seckspot. >O! So! What'd I miss? =3?!

eek You missed the candy store riot?


Also, i thought of a way to solve the population crisis.

All people will be split into small colonies judging on their political views and such and such. A tribe war system will be put into place. Anyone who is Nazi or evil or christian will be forced to live in the sea and Texas, there they will mutate into angry crab people. rahhhr *snip snip*

Any art work of angry crab people will be greatly appriciated. Here's mine:

But Idon't wanna live in the sea or Texas! xD  

[Vexxed]

I'M NOT CRABBY. mad

a** FACE.  

[primaI]

Vexxed

I'M NOT CRABBY. mad

a** FACE.

heart  

[Madam Monster]

Vexxed

I'M NOT CRABBY. mad

a** FACE.

Need a nap? In my bed? heart wink