1) Who are you?
2) How do you know my language?
3) About you:
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree?
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks?
6) Things you like:
7) Things you hate:
8#) Tell us a poo story.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater?
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as?
11) Chocolate or pastry?
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money?
Tommy the f**
1) I am Tommy, partial leader and co-founder the Hippie Movement.
2) From studying homeless people
3) Dispite being a nervous wreck, extremely paranoid and dependant on cannabis, I look at most things in a positive light and am more than happy just to sit there and shut the ******** up.
4) Nope. Hence why I asked the question
5) Why yes Officer, but only if you're gentle.
6) Bob Dylan, Aston Villa and flavoured tobacco in joints
7) Music made this year
8#) Once I blocked our home downstairs toilet with a poo that looked just like the dinner table scene from the first ALIEN movie.
9) Breathe underwater
10) A stoat
11) Chocolate
12) Yeah why not
2) From studying homeless people
3) Dispite being a nervous wreck, extremely paranoid and dependant on cannabis, I look at most things in a positive light and am more than happy just to sit there and shut the ******** up.
4) Nope. Hence why I asked the question
5) Why yes Officer, but only if you're gentle.
6) Bob Dylan, Aston Villa and flavoured tobacco in joints
7) Music made this year
8#) Once I blocked our home downstairs toilet with a poo that looked just like the dinner table scene from the first ALIEN movie.
9) Breathe underwater
10) A stoat
11) Chocolate
12) Yeah why not
Vexxed the smell hag face
1 I'm Vexxed / Sexxed / Ari & I'm here to party.
2 Uhhh.
3 I lack sufficiant self-control when it comes to drugs and alcohol and I have trouble figuring out what I want. Other than that, I'm pretty chill and level headed about things.
4 I don't know.
5 Only from another woman.
6 Good times. This won't ever change.
7 People that don't think.
8 a) So, one day at lunchtime when I was in highschool my friend comes up to the table and says "Yuri pooped on the floor." Yuri is her dad. She tells us this crazy story about how her dad had diarrhea during the night, ran downstairs to take a s**t, didn't make, pooped on the floor and LEFT IT. Then Dina, the mom, comes downstairs that morning and steps in her husbands s**t. And then has to clean it all up. We all just about died laughing.
b) I wasn't there for the telling of this story, but my best friend was so I pretty much was. My main homie and a three more of my good friends smoked weed continuously for an hour. Then this douchebag kid me and two of my friends that were there used to do drugs with comes to the party that we were at, and tells them about how he was on shrooms, had to s**t really bad, and just didn't make it. It's funny just hearing about it, but imagine being high as ******** and listening to this kid you hate talk about how he s**t his pants.
9 Either one, I take what I can get.
10 Someone with significance.
11 Either one, I take what I can get.
12 How much?
2 Uhhh.
3 I lack sufficiant self-control when it comes to drugs and alcohol and I have trouble figuring out what I want. Other than that, I'm pretty chill and level headed about things.
4 I don't know.
5 Only from another woman.
6 Good times. This won't ever change.
7 People that don't think.
8 a) So, one day at lunchtime when I was in highschool my friend comes up to the table and says "Yuri pooped on the floor." Yuri is her dad. She tells us this crazy story about how her dad had diarrhea during the night, ran downstairs to take a s**t, didn't make, pooped on the floor and LEFT IT. Then Dina, the mom, comes downstairs that morning and steps in her husbands s**t. And then has to clean it all up. We all just about died laughing.
b) I wasn't there for the telling of this story, but my best friend was so I pretty much was. My main homie and a three more of my good friends smoked weed continuously for an hour. Then this douchebag kid me and two of my friends that were there used to do drugs with comes to the party that we were at, and tells them about how he was on shrooms, had to s**t really bad, and just didn't make it. It's funny just hearing about it, but imagine being high as ******** and listening to this kid you hate talk about how he s**t his pants.
9 Either one, I take what I can get.
10 Someone with significance.
11 Either one, I take what I can get.
12 How much?
