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 Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:14 pm
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just tell funny stories you have of yourself
only yourself
or at least including you in them *doesn't count if you are like, "but I told it!"
ahem.
First Impression
When I was all of the age about 15, 4 long years back *hah, not really*
I remember going over to my friend Jamies house, it was her birthday and there was caked and all that shiz.
But they all got calledi n and I didn't feel like going in with the rest of them, so I sat outside and jumped on the trampoline.
Her mother walks over to where the trampoline is out on their huge yard *they are loaded with the scrill dill*
and looks at me just after I finished sitting down and rocking about.
Not only am I rocking about I am looking at the clouds singing a really stupid song in which IU couldn't recall.
She dropped her glass of grape juice which was firm in her hand and left me be.
Later that night, Jamie says to me, "I don't think my mom likes you"
as I reply, "what the ********, IT'S CAUSEI 'M BROWN ISN'T IT!"
*inside joke, we're not racists*
she laughs and explains the story back to me and I burst into laughter.
I then went to hug her, and she got even more creeped out.
I very rarely go back there, but her mom still thinks i'm a little off.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:48 pm
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 12:34 am
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:19 am
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Jacky Boy punkarama Well about 20 minutes ago I got my bf going, told him to take all his clothes off and lay down on the bed. He did as he was told. Then I said "ok bye" and left the room. Haha i'm such a tease. (it was payback, I swear i'm not always that mean). haha, my gf tried that and she just couldn't resist my manhood *boasting stance* (really, I was like please please please please) hahaha jk
Hahaha! |
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 5:50 am
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:45 am
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:48 am
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:54 am
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Hzza punkarama Hzza i puked so hard the other day that my a*****e hurt Ewwwwww. you love it!
Yesterday at a party i went to, a friend of mine threw mircowaved dip into a cupboard for the parents to find. |
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 2:02 pm
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 2:08 pm
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:18 pm
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:25 pm
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Vexxed Lightno I went to a concert at a nearby church a couple of weeks ago and these two girls decided to get trashed before ariving. THEY COULDNT EVEN HOLD A LIGHTER. One of them got sent to the ER! I mean... I'm pretty sure 12 shots of vodka is a BIT TO MUCH for little 15/16 year old girls. Isn't drinking SO GODDAMNED FUNNY? stare
my aunty fought me at the bar once because she thought I stole her beer @_@ |
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:46 pm
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:30 pm
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:16 am
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