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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 12:48 pm
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Just a thoughtful thread. What did each Generation of games give us? What did they have wrong with them? Consider each generation internally; don't compare, say, Yellow's graphics to Ruby's.
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Red/Blue:
+Gave us Pokemon. Duh. +The first 150 Pokemon. +Rival kept you and your attitude in check. -Using an HM meant it never came off. Yay, Venusaur with Cut! stare -No Mew that wasn't from NOA or sharked in. That is, until the Mew Trick came up. -You can never rechallenge trainers you previously faced except the Elite Four. So once you smite them, you smite them. Forevers. -Psychics kicked the a** of everything, which prompted teams of nothing but Psychics and cheap bastards. Bah. -Missingno could bone your game royally. -Dittos suck. Majorly. -I want that TM! s**t. The pack's full. Time to use s**t. -I beat the game. Now what? Oh, just play the elites over and OVER.
Yellow: +Pikachu followed you around, being all cute and s**t. +With a Surfing Pikachu, you got a minigame - Pikachu's Beach +First time friendliness came into play (Pikachu) +Better Sprites than before - with some color to them +All three Starters avaliable in one game +Cities changed color as you enter/exit. +Look, it's Jessie and James! -Couldn't evolve Pikachu unless you traded it and evolved...but that was the point. -Still that problem with TMs. -Ditto still useless. -My pack is still full. I knew I should have left the map. -I beat the game. Again, now what? Oh, I have Red, but after that...
Stadium 1 (American Release):
+3D Pokemon. So that's what Geodude looks like from behind. +The Battle Tower. Now build around just three, punks. +More Minigames. -Somebody kill the announcer. Please.
Snap:
+Hey, it's something different to do! -There's not a lot of Pokemon, are there? -I beat the game. Now what? -Oh, look, they do the same thing EVERY TIME. How special.
Gold/Silver: +100 new Pokemon. +Color! Full color! +Eggs. Now I can just breed the starters instead of keeping them from each game, and use breed moves, and Ditto is no longer useless. +Time and day based stuff. It get dark! It gets light! It's Thursday! whee +Dark comes in and makes Psychic metagamers BOW. +Two New Eeveelutions. +Could go to Kanto! +Trainers have names, instead of just Younster # 3.1457eleventyNethdoesnotknowPi. +Nastier rival. God, what a b*****d! +I beat the game. Now what--ooo! Kanto! +Berries mean never having to use a full heal if you don't want to. +Mystery gift! Lookie my room, with its Pikachu bed... +Pokegear means phone calls, no map to carry, and radio. +No being forced to hold on to HMs anymore! +Steel types introduced. Magnemite no longer sucks. + Special Splits into Special Attack and Defense. Two more Stats! +New balls mean new ways of catching things. +Bug Contest. -I want my GS BALL. Like yesterday. -Way to go, Kurt, you make ONE BALL AT A TIME. I need 12. -Cinnabar gets ********, the Seafoams get invaded by whiny old Blaine, the Powerplant is back up, the kickass Pokemon Tower is replaced with a radio tower, The Safari zone is shut down because no one could think to get a new Warden, and they've ran Moltres off of Victory road. Joi. evil -What do you mean I only get one of each stone? I want a Raichu AND a Jolteon, thank you. -Getting beat in the bug contest by some punk with a Butterfree. - Trainers will call you when their ready for rebattle...or any other bloody time to say nothing of use. -Team Rocket = Total pussies. "Wah! Come back, Giovanni!" Psh. What the s**t? -What is the point of Aipom? -Time Machine meant many people took the tradeover way out of beating the game. -Game short; used Kanto's Elites instead of their own. -Many nice Pokemon unavaliable until later in game. -Chasing the dogs. Everywhere. -Whoever first said "Pikablu" should be beaten. With a stick. -Whirlpool? WTF is that? -No Pokeflute. It's back to buying Awakening/Full Heal. -Swarming. Ugh. I hate calculated hunts.
Crystal:
+Female Trainer first introduced. Yay! I can stop crossdressing! +Suicune part of the plot and stays put. One less dog to chase. +Much more detail to buildings. The Burnt Tower actually looks burnt, not just shorter. +Buena's Password means points! Points buy stuff! And you can get her number! +The Pokemon move when they come into battle. How...animated. +At least now the people calling you have, you, know personalities. And four of them will give you extra stones! +Kurt can now make more than one ball at a time. -Still have to chase the other two. -I have to catch HOW many beasts to get to Ho-oh? And I can't just trade them? You've got to be shitting me.
Stadium 2: +More Pokemon. +More, new Minigames. +Dodrio Mode means fast hatching. +I can see my room in 3D! Yay! -The announcer is still not dead.
Ruby/Sapphire +135 New Pokemon. +New region. Comepletely new Region. +Look at that new City design! Not just buildings and land--no we got a city in a old volcano! +I'm going to stare at my reflection in the water. For an HOUR. +Desert, Underwater, Mountains--so many new terrains to travel. +Secret Bases! I can hide s**t! +More mixing of types. +My Pokemon have personalities! +Contests. A whole new way to battle. +Jessie and James were right. Two on one is perfectly fair. +Dive means going underwater. It's like Fly--for Waters! +Whirlpool is le poof. +Trainer's eyes means OMGZ profiles. +Rebattling sparked by randomness on the Trainers eyes. +The first game to have more than one crime organization. Magma and Aqua! +Two bikes, two uses: Mach and Acro. *hops around on her bike* +Yay, running shoes! I'm not forced to walk till I get a bike! -I still have to search and scramble for a damn stone. How hard are they to find? ********. -Who thought it was a good idea to make ROCK SMASH a HM? -...I can't use HOW Many Pokemon? They're nowhere to be found! -For the love of god, explain why there are still too many TENTACOOL? -Mirage Island = b***h to see. -Feebas = b***h to catch. b***h to Evolve. -No more time/day feature. Only use for clock is for growing berries and evolving traded-over Eevees into Espeon/Umbreon. Oh joy, a step backwards in innovations.
Colosseum: +I'm an Anti Hero! Cool... +New Spin on capturing--I can steal your s**t! +Yay! G/S starters! +Once I'm done with the game, I can breed the s**t outta my Purified Pokemon and FINALLY get missing Johto Pokemon! +No narrator to tell what the hell was going on. Just sweet, sweet battling. +Starting off with not one, but two pokemon. Sweet. - Long pointless battles in order for you to get ho-oh. Thanks, it's not like I have other games to play... -Complete lack of one-on-one battles. Not unless both you and the other guy are on their last Pokemon, which is a royal pain in the a**. -Most of the BGM is brain-numbingly repetitive, much like leveling up your Pokemon. -I'm forced to steal your s**t. There's no place for wild Pokemon! -There's not many Pokemon, are there? -I beat the game. Now what? Oh. Purification. FOREVER.
FireRed/LeafGreen +Ah, the classics. With women. +Team Rocket finally employes wimmens. +There's stuff to do after beating the game! New Islands and s**t! +Wireless! W00t! +Minigames! Yay! +So that's what a revive looks like. +The Elites get harder. MUCH harder. +Famechecker means backstory. Yay, backstory! +Fight checker (or whatever it's called) allows you to scan the area for battle ready trainers. I will kick your a**. Again. + expanded areas that the original game did not have. -I can't link up to WHAT until after I beat the game? -Whatdya mean I have to trade to R/S to get my other Eeveelutions?
Emerald +New Outfits for us. Whoop. +I can link wirelessly! +Sky Tower Early on! +Two teams get their asses kicked for the price of one. +Steven takes on the role of Red in G/S/C. +Jello, Juan, how are j00? I see there is no Wallace. He is zee champ? Ah, good. +I can get both fossils! Hah hah! +Team Magma is so cute. ""To the staff of the Space Center: How are you? We are doing fine. We will soon visit you to take your Rocket Fuel." XD +Rebattling Gym leaders. w00t! -No wireless link to R/S. -Kyogre and Groudon MOVE AROUND. -What's with the girl in the bed in Rustboro?
Add, and I'll put them in. I'm starting to get handcramps.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 12:54 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 12:57 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:12 pm
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[Philosophy In A Teacup] Crew
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:29 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:36 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:43 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:44 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:52 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:55 pm
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Nethilia Sui Kune FireRed/LeafGreen: -Many Johto Pokemon are STILL missing? Between Ruby, Sapphire, Colosseum, and Emerald (You open new areas after you beat the elites), you can get them all. *nodnod* Right, but I referred to FR/LG independantly for that one. I found it to be a *tad* pain in the a** to trade the Pokemon from Colosseum (keeping in mind this was before Emerald came out), breeding them, and then breeding more from them. That and I missed running into wild Hoothoot and Spinarak. I should really play Crystal again.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:03 pm
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:44 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:01 am
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:35 pm
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Nethilia Crystal: +Female Trainer first introduced. Yay! I can stop crossdressing! +Suicune part of the plot and stays put. One less dog to chase. +Much more detail to buildings. The Burnt Tower actually looks burnt, not just shorter. +Buena's Password means points! Points buy stuff! And you can get her number! +The Pokemon move when they come into battle. How...animated. +At least now the people calling you have, you, know personalities. And four of them will give you extra stones! +Kurt can now make more than one ball at a time. -Still have to chase the other two. -I have to catch HOW many beasts to get to Ho-oh? And I can't just trade them? You've got to be shitting me. I think you forgot Battle Tower..........
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:40 pm
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