Spyke: *Runs out of the house towards the lake* Brian, where the hell are we going? I thought we were getting on the spaceship.
Brian: *Stands at the water's edge* We are. It's just... eh... IN the lake.
Spyke: In? And how did this happen...?
Brian: Uh, space ninjas?
Spyke: Space ninjas.
Brian: Ya.
Spyke: Attacked our ship and drowned it.
Brian: Yup!
Spyke: And how are we going to get it out of the lake?
Brian: Eh... I'm working on that...
*Lights shine from the lake's depths. A large silver spaceship, blue decals covering it's surface, slowly rises from the center of the lake. It hovers above the surface of the water, moving towards the shore. It stops at the lakes edge.*
Ritz: *Pokes her head out of the cockpit window* Brian, why was there a beer bottle on the driver's seat? Were you drinking and flying!?
Brian: ... no?
Ritz: You're frickin' 14!
Brian: ... no?
Ritz: ... get on board.
*Brian and Spyke board the space ship. The ship is about the size of their house (not shape-wise, retard.) It was designed to give them a homely feeling on long journeys.*
Ritz: Alright, we're almost ready to launch. All we need to do is fix the Space Engaging Xccelerator.
Brian: Wait. Wouldn't the initials for that be S.E.X.?
Ritz: Yes, Brian.
Brian: ... so you broke your sex?
Ritz: ... yes, Brian. I broke my sex.
Brian: ... ok. Go on.
Ritz: *Sighs* Spyke, do you think you can fix the... the... engine?
Brian: You mean the-
Ritz: BRIAN, SHUT UP!
Spyke: *Clicks a button on the cockpit's control panel* You just had to turn it on.
Brian: So you turned on her-
Ritz and Spyke: BRIAN!
Brian: Sorry.
Ritz: Brian, go do something... somewhere else.
Brian: Ok... fine... I'll go play in the kitchen... with knives... AND MY WRISTS. *Sulks back into the interior of the ship*
Ritz: Uh, do you think he's serious?
Spyke: It's Brian. He can't SPELL serious.
*The spaceship begins to rise. It hits the atmosphere and accelerates towards the infinite space. Wow, my cutscene descriptions need some work.*
Their journey had begun!
Little do they know of the dangers to come...
Or what they're doing.
Little do they know of the dangers to come...
Or what they're doing.
