Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Cat-Whiskers]

Ok here's how the game works, the first person would wish for something, then the person following would grant the wish but twist it so it turns out to be disastrous.
Example:

person 1

I wish my parents would let me play outside

person 2

Granted, but you get ran over by a car while trying to get the ball from across the street.

And then person 2 would write a wish and person 3 will continue the cycle. Have fun being evil twisted (let's keep profanity, sexual material, etc etc, out of this 3nodding )

Ok I'll start:

I wish for a kitten.  

[t0shi0]

Your wish is my command *poof*
But your kitty happens to have 900 billion babies and they have babies and so on till they take over the world.  

[yalie5]

so what's your wish?  

[t0shi0]

... ... Oh! I get it! sweatdrop I wish for world domination.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you will be overthrown by oversized bananas with... you guessed it, chainsaws.

I wish for.. world peace 3nodding AHAHAHA I sound so funnily naive  

[Minielf]

Granted, but everyone will be mindcontrolled by a benevolent dictator. twisted

I wish for...unlimited wealth!  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted, but the unlimited wealth appears in the form of pennies and you get crushed under the sheer weight of all that coin dropping from the sky blaugh

I wish for anarchy (let's see how this can get even worse twisted )  

[yalie5]

granted except that the anarchist will quickly come to realize that they need a new form of order and come up with a society so advanced that they become what they over thrown. i wish for nothing ^^  

[Hayashi Jun]

yalie5

granted except that the anarchist will quickly come to realize that they need a new form of order and come up with a society so advanced that they become what they over thrown. i wish for nothing ^^

granted...and so you will get nothing and u'll walk around naked and homeless.............I wish summer will not be hot...  

[[priscilla]]

*grants wish*
but you will have to go through 2 months of harsh winter
i wish for cows to kill everyone.. except for me =|  

[tamcharles]

*grants wish*

Cows kill everyone save yourself... but they give you Syphillis. twisted

I wish that this wish would not be granted.  

[t0shi0]

Your wish is my command
*poof*
But I use my chainsaw and kills all you cows and kills you.  

[yalie5]

erm... you need to make another wish xd  

[t0shi0]

gonk I'm so bad at this >_<
I wish for a life time supply of sushi.  

[tamcharles]

t0shi0

gonk I'm so bad at this >_<
I wish for a life time supply of sushi.

*Wish granted*

However... I couldn't find any rice so I used maggots. They're white and about the right size. Enjoy. Bon apetite.

I wish that I could go back in time to stop myself from making this wish. wink