Guild Christmas Contest!!!

[Spastic waffles]

Yep. That's right. Another contest.

Excited, aren't you?

I thought so.

So anyway, here's the deal.

Take any well-known Christmas song/poem/story.

Parody it. Make it about anything. Christmas related or not, doesn't matter.

The only rule? I WANT FUNNY. D:<

Now, I won't make my mods not do this, but I'd like to have at least 2 other judges besides myself. So, if you would like to be a judge (anyone is eligable) just send randocramps a PM with 1-2 sentences on why I should make you a judge. If nobody applies, I judge alone, and nobody gets to complain.

Post away, my loves.

<3  

[Spastic waffles]

Rules/entry fees/ecetera

Rules.
-It has to be funny.
-It has to be a parody of a well-known Christmas involved storypoemsongthing.
-I would prefer poem format with a rhyme scheme and all that.
-The parody itself doens't actually have to have anything to do with Christmas.
-Erm...be creative. That is all.
-You must go and subscribe to Mugglecast. And listen to it. Why? BECAUSE WAFFLES SAID SO.

Entry fee.
I'd like to make this 0, but that would require an awful lot of donations from our loverly members. So for now, it is 0, but may rise. (Donations to randocramps if you are so inclined)

Ecetera.
I SAID MUGGLECAST!  

[Spastic waffles]

Meet yer judges.

-Me
-Kirby
-In Nomine (if he wants to judge and not enter, he still hasn't gotten back to me on that)
-Tak  

[Spastic waffles]

Meet yer competition.

-Biological_Warfare  

[Spastic waffles]

What else?

I don't know either.

Besides JAMIE LAWRECNE!

He's so loverly.  

[[ In Nomine Satanas ]]

I'm debating whether to join or judge... I could write some funny shyte, or I could sit this one out and help judge... I'll get back to you tomorrow...  

[BlackHawkGS]

A parody on a Christmas story!?

Brian and Spyke: Hellz yes! We're in!

Ritz: And I'm NOT.  

[KirbyVictorious]

Oh, playing book characters, are we Hawk?

I won't unleash my craziness on you all, I'm not in the mood.

Maybe some other time.

BUT!

I WILL be a judge. It's my duty as a mod! *noble face*

If Waffles permits.  

[Reese_Roper]

Oh, why can't "You are my Sunshine" be a Christmas song? xd gonk

 

[Tak-Jak]

That would be an interesting story..
You should look into the idea Reese..
and see what you can make of it,
especially if your joining.

 

[KirbyVictorious]

<(O______o)>  

[.nouvel.espoir.]

Christmas break. Frappin' AP Euro. >_>  

[Biological_Warfare]

twisted twisted twisted he he he twisted twisted twisted
Be afraid, be VERY afraid because I, Biological_warfare have the perfect idea.  

[Tak-Jak]

xd

Yay For Contestants!
And La Capitana.. I shall Help you Judge as VC.
3nodding

 

[Biological_Warfare]

And here is my entry.

Mapquest is Evil ((read it all, you'll get it twisted ))

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A steel-toed boo-oot in-n the-e nuts

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two black eyes and
A steel-toed boo-oot in-n the-e nuts

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toed boo-oot in-n the-e nuts

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven bad burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten broken fingers
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven killer geese
Ten broken fingers
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Barney movies
Eleven killer geese
Ten broken fingers
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Directions to my re-eal girlfriends house.

Edit-Biological_warfare- and yes I did have to choose the longest song there was.