As you walk down a lovely stone path, you come across a small house, nestled amongst sakura and willow trees. Along one side of the house, there is a small pond filled with an array of lovely koi. At night, fireflies fill the air, giving the house an ethereal glow. The house was originally a small teahouse where geisha entertained, but now it is where I reside. The only things I ask of my guests are please respect me, obey the TOS the best you can, and don't cause trouble. Please....enter my home.