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[AlucardsNoLifeQueen]

I AM A COUPON!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!  

[Iced.Chocolate]

'quote from family guy'
"Sorry i don't accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after what happened last time"
Flashback  

[my dog ate my sanity]

I'm a pineapple biscuit. Does that count?  

[rikaLeshay]

can i use you next time i go shopping?(not that i ever have any money to go shopping with so you might have to wait)  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Depends what type of coupon she is. What if she's a coupon for Half price on a pound of rotten meat?  

[AlucardsNoLifeQueen]

i'll have to ask my friend, she used my account to post that. I'm pretty sure she'd be a coupon for like a penny off something though biggrin i know I would! xd  

[my dog ate my sanity]

"Come in now and get the best deal available: 1cent off our mega super deluxe big screen tv!!!!"  

[capcartoonist]

AlucardsNoLifeQueen

I AM A COUPON!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!

*clips you out of magazine*  

[capcartoonist]

my dog ate my sanity

"Come in now and get the best deal available: 1cent off our mega super deluxe big screen tv!!!!"

THIS WEEK ONLY -- HALF PRICE ON GOLD-PAINTED BRICKS!

LIMIT 6 PER CUSTOMER! HURRY ON DOWN!  

[AlucardsNoLifeQueen]

i'm glad i get to be a one cent off cupon...everybody just LOVES me...i'm just SOO helpful!
(sarcasm intended here)  

[my dog ate my sanity]

FREE SOCKS!!! Socks have been warn before, offer is not valid Monday through Saturday, store not open on Sundays.  

[AlucardsNoLifeQueen]

free pies!!!! fresh from a small Iowan farm!

(i hope u get the joke... i'm kinda out of it right now...) sweatdrop  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Ahahaha!! Cow tipping.

You know, Tipping isn't just a city in China. It's a recreational pass time too!!!  

[Rainy`]

My knee hurts!

Must scratch knee
*eye twitches*

 

[my dog ate my sanity]

My head is itchy... and I'm going to London in 15 days!!!!!