The Corrupt Wish Game

[Morwen Vipertooth]

Ok this is a superfun game I promise! It starts with somebody making a wish, like:

person1:
I wish I had a pony

Then another person will post making the wish bad and then making there own wish, which, in turn someone else will make bad like so:

person2
ok but the pony is dead

I wish I had a million dollars

person3:
ok but you can't spend it

I wish I ruled the earth

And so on and so forth. You can join the game whenever you want, just remember to make the other wish bad and make your own wish.

I'll begin:

I wish I didn't have homework for the rest of my life!  

[Wirai]

But, due to lacking any study material, you fail every test.

I wish I had a better camera.  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted, you have the best cammera in th world, and no idea how to use it.

i wish i was blind.  

[DragonsKiss]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, due to your blindness, you didn't realise you were dating a serial killer and he killed you D:

I wish mosquitos wouldn't bite me  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but your a bottle of soft drink now.

i wish i could do myscience homwork.  

[Wings Akimbo]

All right, but your science teacher kicks everyone who does their homework.

I wish I was healthy xd .  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

k but you one day your out running cause your soo healthy like that and and you blink your perfectly healthy eyes and while they are blinking a bus runs you over and you die.

I wish I had remembered to eat dinner earlier  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. ut its poisned.

i wish i had a life.  

[Wings Akimbo]

You have so much life that it overwhelms you.

I wish I had elf ears.  

[Wirai]

Granted. But then you get sent to the circus and people poke you with sticks.

I wish my computer didn't have to have its memory completely wiped.  

[ZarialAmeraise]

ok. but now it knows too much. ninja

i wish to have a great adventure.  

[Wirai]

A Great adventure it is, yes, however, it is a path of solitude. You lose everything of meaning to you for it.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.  

[ZarialAmeraise]

meh. ill grant it later.

i wish i had no pants.  

[Wings Akimbo]

Granted. You now have no legs, as well.  

[Mila2delphin]

ZarialAmeraise

meh. ill grant it later.

i wish i had no pants.

I'll grant hers! Now you move so fast, nobody can see you and you can never slow down!