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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:22 pm
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Here are some stupid quotes for FSTDT.com Completely retarded, nut funny.
"Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests. ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go ******** a hooker. ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son. ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive." ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey! ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life." ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want! ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom. ATHIEST DAD: Why not? ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ******** eachother in there. ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here? ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet. ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside! ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?"
"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."
"I don't care about logic or science, the Bible says the moon and sun move.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:30 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:09 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:21 am
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Dathu blaugh *Wipes tears away.*
Jesus, are they stupid. I can't even be mad, cause it's so rediculous. It's not even an intelligent attack. There's no argument, no logic, no past examples or evidance, just blind hate and fear. Sort of like when a kid demonizes the basement, or a drak hole. (Did I spell hole right? I think that's right, but it looks weird. Ya know how you never know if you're spelling something right until you write it down? sweatdrop ) I digress. Anywho, yeah, those poeple suck. I can't help but laugh at them.
Uhhh dude... check that book they call the bible again. which we all know shows thatQuote: There's no argument, no logic, no past examples or evidance, just blind hate and fear. Sort of like when a kid demonizes the basement, or a drak hole.
So i take it that some christian kid/illiterate adult WILL get scared of this situation. The hypocritical thing? They might go to the extreme depicted above, so long as they can get rid of us. They have done it to other people before, so it's only a matter of time, me thinks. But then again... i AM hypocritical so whatever.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:37 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:48 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:56 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:04 pm
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