Apparently we have lingo too!!

[Oober.pink]

I was like ftw?? :

“Oh, my life is soooo tragic! Woe befall the world because of it!”

“Oh, I’ve been in pain all my life. Oh, paaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnnnnn~”

“Oh, I have such an overwhelming feeling to lick the sperm-collection vessels of my pretentious idols! Yes, Dashboard-emo Confessional, a band whose intellectual lyrics appeals to impressionable prepubescent teenagers such as I!”

“My parents don’t care for me, and they never give me everything I want; I expect 400 bucks a week for my allowance, which is not enough! And they don’t ever listen to me or say anything to me, so I’m going to rebel!”

“Oh, nothing is perfect around here except me, but you all force me to change into the less perfect being that I am and have always been but would like to deny of!”

“Oh, I’m a collection of spare parts, and you’ll never make up your mind as to what I am because I am sooooo jumbled!”

“Oh, I’m so enigmatic and mysterious and contemplative and intellectual and mature that I confuse me!”

 

[DaisukeOrDark]

Ghey.  

[[[blunt.object]]]

i lold.  

[DrumrbaxJ]

Hah!  

[Xyloid]

What exactly are you blabbering about?
 

[WudupTj]

'The ******** is that?  

[Amazingemail]

You should add:
"Oh p***s, you useless flap of skin. You may as well fall off since I'll never get to use you"
to your list of "Emo sayings."  

[Rellik San]

Sashimi on a Platter

'The ******** is that?

A joke. Obviously.  

[Babies in the Oven]

nice. rofl rofl  

[drkmtn]

I thought you would talk about Lingo, the TV quizz.  

[Xyloid]

Rellik San

Sashimi on a Platter

'The ******** is that?

A joke. Obviously.

Oh, is that what that is? I didn't find it funny in the least, so I was confused.
 

[The-helper-of-the-poor]

lmao. That brought a tear of joy to my eye.  

[sdfghjklsdfghjskldfghjkls]

Is this some attempt to sound cool/trendy/whatever?
Because you just sound like an idiot.  

[Rellik San]

Xyloid

Rellik San

Sashimi on a Platter

'The ******** is that?

A joke. Obviously.

Oh, is that what that is? I didn't find it funny in the least, so I was confused.

I never said a funny joke.  

[halfmike]

i swear thats so much like the real thing its funny xd

Quote:

You should add:
"Oh p***s, you useless flap of skin. You may as well fall off since I'll never get to use you"
to your list of "Emo sayings."

the p***s one was funny too xd