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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:54 pm
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This is Left Behind, a poorly written masturbatory -fest. It has a lot to do with the UN killing good Christians and the antichrist coming around and saying "You know what would be fun? Raping the world."
This is Eternal Forces, an RTS based on the horrifically written slap in the face to good authors everywhere. As you can see from the article I linked to, it's a hotbed of controversy that's angering people from a lot of different groups. You can either convert or die. The fact that neutral units can't be attacked doesn't matter--they either join you or join the bad guys (and then you can blow their faces off).
Now, this is the main webpage. Apparently, you could potentially play as the opposing force. The game will bite you in the a** if you even try, however, and it's nearly impossible to win. I can't find this information on their website but this leads to my next point:
Should I fork over the 20 bucks and get my copy of this insanely laughable game and a SHINY NEW BOOK (wow!) or save my money?
What I promise if I get the game:
* Screencaps of extreme evangelical videogaming * Analysis of the game and the book, done humorously * Deliberately setting up various game elements for maximum screencaping hilarity * Possibly a screencap-heavy play through of the game if there's interest, meaning the plot and play captured in images so I play it and you don't have to. Will make fun of the images.
So...what do you think? Is it worth it?
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:50 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:45 pm
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