Lessons of life, with Tommy the Cat

[primaI]

1) don't take s**t from white people
2) If you can get away with it, do it.
3) As long as its not yours, you don't care
4) Always be nice to hot chicks
5) Call people assholes if things don't go your way
6) If people don't agree with you, they're nazis.
7) Always look at people like you're better than them.
Eight) ALWAYS make fun of bands you've never listened to
9) Always try and pass the blame
10) If you don't like someone, make it obvious.
11) Gloating really is a huge part of sportsmanship

Add your own! I have a rice crispy square. ^_^  

[Heff]

Tommy the Cat

1) don't take s**t from white people
2) If you can get away with it, do it.
3) As long as its not yours, you don't care
4) Always be nice to hot chicks
5) Call people assholes if things don't go your way
6) If people don't agree with you, they're nazis.
7) Always look at people like you're better than them.
Eight) ALWAYS make fun of bands you've never listened to
9) Always try and pass the blame
10) If you don't like someone, make it obvious.
11) Gloating really is a huge part of sportsmanship

I do numbers 1, 2, 5, 6, 7(sometimes), 8, 9, 10, and 11. xD

That Stupid Rice Crispy Haver!

I have a rice crispy square. ^_^

I still hate you.  

[punkarama]

12. Emo kids aren't people.  

[Satoshi Sagara]

13) Never.. trust the ice cream man >__>;  

[primaI]

14) If it makes it easier or gets you out of trouble, lie.  

[punkarama]

15. Always blame it on the guy who can't speak english.  

[Satoshi Sagara]

16) Steal underwear, they'll never expect it.  

[Heff]

Satoshi_Sagara

16) Steal underwear, they'll never expect it.

....Get out of my closet, Wiswell. >__>!!

17. if he can get you backstage, seduce the camera guy. >D  

[Satoshi Sagara]

18 ) If you want. Run down the street naked, they like that.

D: It wasn't me!  

[punkarama]

19) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt ... then it's hillariouse.  

[Vulgar]

20) Broken Japanese is not a real language.  

[Wall Mine]

21)If it your food doesn't taste nice, Spit it out and blame the waiter. If there's no waiter around, Just spit it out. Remember to try and hit everyone within a meter radius of you on the head, This gets extra points.

 

[punkarama]

20) If you have to puke, lean towards somebody who hates you.  

[Hzza]

21) always wipe your nose on people you work with  

[Hzza]

22) just because you've already ordered, doesn't mean you can't still look at the menu (i.e PERV ON, NOBLE RABIT!)