The Browny of Doom!

[Black Hand of Death]

come and sit around the camp fire. this particular tale just happens to be true. one day my friend muffin bought ten brownies. he ate nine of them but left the one in his backpack for later. well hours, turned to days, days into weeks, and weeks into months. so one day muffin found his browny and it had eaten its plastic package and had grown bigger. he took it to the towns scientist and he estimated that in three million years time his browny will cover 7/8ths of the earths serface. what can we do to stop this from happening?  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Hehe... That reminds me of a funny story.

My cousin is in Rangers, and they have their meetings at different people's houses every week. Well a couple weeks ago, they had them at this chick Danny's house. During the meeting, Danny's brother Terry was making "special brownines".

Now, my cuz's friend Amy went into the kitchen, and saw brownies. Terry, being the nice guy he is, told her she should eat one. Amy hasn't gone back to Danny's house since.

*Some names have been changed as I have a crappy memory, but all events are true.  

[Parabataiu]

My name is..... not Steven! eek gonk scream gonk crying  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Is it Julia?  

[Zombie Girl XD]

Haha that is a nice story lol =] made me crack up a lil inside lol. heart  

[my dog ate my sanity]

How about Hulio?  

[Bosskwar Wavestrider]

The-Exicutionor

come and sit around the camp fire. this particular tale just happens to be true. one day my friend muffin bought ten brownies. he ate nine of them but left the one in his backpack for later. well hours, turned to days, days into weeks, and weeks into months. so one day muffin found his browny and it had eaten its plastic package and had grown bigger. he took it to the towns scientist and he estimated that in three million years time his browny will cover 7/8ths of the earths serface. what can we do to stop this from happening?

we must burn them! BURN THE BROWNIE TILL IT IS NO MORE BUT A SMOLDERING PILE OF ASH AND MELTED CHOCOLATE!!!!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

DAMNIT POWER RANGERS, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!  

[Black Hand of Death]

Darth Nithlus

The-Exicutionor

come and sit around the camp fire. this particular tale just happens to be true. one day my friend muffin bought ten brownies. he ate nine of them but left the one in his backpack for later. well hours, turned to days, days into weeks, and weeks into months. so one day muffin found his browny and it had eaten its plastic package and had grown bigger. he took it to the towns scientist and he estimated that in three million years time his browny will cover 7/8ths of the earths serface. what can we do to stop this from happening?

we must burn them! BURN THE BROWNIE TILL IT IS NO MORE BUT A SMOLDERING PILE OF ASH AND MELTED CHOCOLATE!!!!

Its evolved to the point of fire resistence.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My brain is wandering because of Blazing Saddles and the Time Warp.  

[happy_heart_711]

wow can a brownie really get that big burning_eyes  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Hey everyone... Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Yeah... I don't say this as often as I should... but you're everything I would like to be.


(Wind Beneath My Wings needs to get out of my head.)  

[Legend TK]

Can I eat it? I want the brownie! T.T  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Not allowed.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Aw... it would get rid of it, though! Then we'd never have to worry about it again!
Or or or! We could blow it into a billion pieces and have billions of people eat it! ^^