This made me laugh. xD

[Eaten By Cheese]

If someone asks, 'Why are you mad at God?', the best answer is:

"Because he's supposed to be all good but he doesn't even have the common decency to exist."

Here's a few more:

People who follow Jesus are good, so you should follow Jesus.
"Chemotherapy can cure cancer, so everyone should have chemotherapy."


You say you don't believe that God exists, but the word "God" is meaningless if there is no such thing, so you are admitting that God exists even as you deny his existence.

"That reminds me, I don't believe you owe me $100."

There are so many wonderful things in the world, how can you say there is no God?

"It's really pretty easy: 'There is no god.' See?"


These are HILARIOUS. Some are probably not the nicest things to say should the question be asked of you, but they're SO FUNNY. I found 'em here:

http://www.iamanatheist.com/arguments.html

When you're done reading, click on the banner at the top of the screen. After it brings you to a new page, click on the link that says 'Atheists Rights and Responsibilities'.

IT'S FUNNY. 3nodding whee

 

[Theophrastus]

Good share, sir.  

[Covered-Up Boxers]

I'd like to think I'm witty enough to come up with my own sarcastic retorts.

My favorite being Lewis Black's 'fossil' bit, but that doesn't prove I'm witty. sad  

[Robthebob]

Bahahaha... Thats silly. I loved that.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Those are pretty good but I kinda feel like some better responses can be made... to the Batcave!

 

[Six Billion of Spades]

Good ammo.

Of course, you can always slap them with this sucka.

You're just an atheist because you don't want to believe in a higher being than yourself.
"Come to think of it, neither does God."  

[Eaten By Cheese]

Theophrastus

Good share, sir.

That would actually be 'ma'am'. 3nodding

Thanks guys! I thought it was silly too. xD

 

[Theophrastus]

I know, I saw it in your sig.

Just being "old chap" and "pip pip."

n_n  

[Eaten By Cheese]

Theophrastus

I know, I saw it in your sig.

Just being "old chap" and "pip pip."

n_n

Yay! mrgreen

I've tried to be mysterious about my true gender, but I finally just decided to include it in meh siggy to make things easier.

But this is my side account, anyway. I don't think most of my friends even know about it. Therefore I can be all 'rawr' and inconspicuous. So my true gender is now known? Meaningless. For my identity shall forever remain buried beneath secret... and a rather large shovel-full of dirt. -dramatic pose-

xD

Need I mention that I'm having much too much fun with this?

 

[Theophrastus]

Come now. We all there are no girls on the internet.

wink  

[Eaten By Cheese]

OH NO! How did you find that picture of me?! That was never supposed to be posted on the internet!

xD

 

[ProjectOmicron88]

I came up with a few.

Theist: The miracle of birth alone is proof of God's existence.
Atheist: You've obviously never seen a birth, then.

T: There are examples of God's love for humanity throughout history.
A: Such as the Inquisition?

T: Evolution is just a theory.
A: So is relativity. Are you calling Einstein stupid?

T: The Bible is the best-selling book of all time.
A: It's also been around 2,000 years longer than any competitor.

T: Mary had a virgin birth.
A: And a gullible husband.

T: If God doesn't exist, why is Christianity the most dominant religion in the world?
A: For the same reason the Pet Rock was such a huge hit.

T: Jesus died on the cross for your sins!
A: Send him a thank-you card for me.

T: If you don't accept Christ, you'll go to Hell.
A: If you don't leave me alone, I'll break your arm. How's THAT for an ultimatum?

T: Christ is the answer.
A: What was the question?

T: God's presence is self-evident, through the very fact that everything in the universe exists.
A: Then why are you explaining that to me?  

[Eaten By Cheese]

xDDDD

Those made me laugh.

Just as good as--if not better than--the ones on the site.

'The miracle of birth' really isn't all too pretty.

Yay for thank-you cards! rofl

 

[Theophrastus]

When Jesus was born, did he look like a slimy, green raisin with white goop dripping out of his holes like every other baby? Or was it also an immaculate delivery?

Who is the wetnurse of God? Who is the Christian Midwife? Why aren't they sainted?

Why does Joseph get NO credit for having to compete with God in the bedroom?  

[Eaten By Cheese]

That last one was hilarious. Poor Joseph. rofl