The God Who Wasn't There

[Arios V]

This is a documentary movie my friend told me about the other day. I have yet to watch it, but I have done a little research on it. Basically, it questions the life of Jesus and supports the theory that the Historical Jesus didn't actually exist. Apparently it shows that earlier gods such as Thor, Dionysus and Horus, shared one or more similarities to Jesus and in an essence puts Christianity itself into a merciless spotlight.

In addition Sam Harris makes an appearence and on the DVD, Richard Dawkins himself adds commentary.

Also, the DVD includes public performance rights, which in a sense give you permission to show it anywhere and even charge admission if you wanted too.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

Yeah, we all know Christianity's myths are copied from earlier, more ancient ones. A lot of Isis' characteristics were given to Mary, for example.

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Arios V]

Baron von Turkeypants

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

Yeah, we all know Christianity's myths are copied from earlier, more ancient ones. A lot of Isis' characteristics were given to Mary, for example.

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

Yes, I know. They got the "Amen" bit from Amon-Ra.

Dunno why, I brought it up, just thought I'd like to share.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Messiah_claimants

I personally am going to make "Honi-the-circle-maker-anity"

WHO'S WITH ME!?

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Karla Marx]

Baron von Turkeypants

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Messiah_claimants

I personally am going to make "Honi-the-circle-maker-anity"

WHO'S WITH ME!?

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

Too big of a name. 4laugh They should make a religion called "Ugh". The church of "Ugh" believes that things, and things that do things.
Quite simple.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

That's blasphemy, there's no such thing as things or things that do things.

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Kiyrugoji]

My creator could beat up YOUR creator!  

[Death God Hitsugaya]

Kiyrugoji

My creator could beat up YOUR creator!

No it couldn't! My creator is an omnipotent being so you couldn't! Neener neener neener!  

[Kiyrugoji]

My creator's a master of the drunken fist!  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

My creator's name is Larry and gets drunk on weekends

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Interstellar headphones]

My creator's on vacation in the himalayas...but if you want you can leave him/her/it/thing a message after the beep *censored*  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

Can't I just make an appointment for a later date?

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

yeah, i know. they say the bible is just a combination of chosen documents chosen by Costantine.

 

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

Who's they?

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Covered-Up Boxers]

My creator's a giant robot that eats planets. talk2hand