Your Suicide Note?

[Gai4_hacks]

If you were sure you wanted to die and kill yourself what would your suicide note say? [I know a lot of you probably don't plan to commit suicide. Trust me, I don't either. o_o]

Jirika_Hanashima's Suicide Note

Sorry for the mess.

 

[XXX Zombie Porn]

I wouldn't.
Because suicide is a selfish thing to do and is a ******** loser's way out.
I don't respect anyone who has done it.  

[The Dadalorian]

mine would be
please rape my dead body  

[Rellik San]

"I said I'd take you bastards with me."  

[Hikaru Akumu]

LOLOL. This makes me laugh. Mkay really? Do you want to know my suicide note?

It probably start off like a letter but then marked out with sharpie and say, "I Died. KTHNXBAI b*****d."

 

[Eri Luvs You]

"i forgot to pay my college tuition anyway"  

[solonley]

"tell her it was her fault"  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

Oh, I wouldn't have one, deary. It wouldn't be suicide, so to speak. If I were to die in any violent manner, it would be because I killed a whole hell-load of people trying to kill me, and then die by the hand of the only survivor of my little "let's kill Ashleigh" party.
Fun, eh?  

[x_ctrl alt delete]

I guess mine would say, ''Sorry for all the stress I've done to you. I needed to do this so dont cry.''  

[DarkWitchofDream]

If I'd write one, I'd tattoo it on a fat man's back. Die in a semi-humourous way. Haha. :]  

[-Isel-]

Hikaru Akumu

LOLOL. This makes me laugh. Mkay really? Do you want to know my suicide note?

It probably start off like a letter but then marked out with sharpie and say, "I Died. KTHNXBAI b*****d."

Sharpie- Write Out Loud.  

[-Isel-]

By the way, my suicide note would say something about "Get over yourself, you big wuss, obviously your problems weren't as bad as mine.

Here's a big ******** you from the afterlife!"

You know, just so everyone remembers me as a mocking, insensitive a*****e. It'd also say something about what I want on my tombstone, something about pepperoni and sausage...

Pizza commercial joke, don't ask  

[Rellik San]

See on my tomb, I'd want all the words to Flash, by Queen, but with Flash replaced by Dave.

Either that, or I want to Taxidoimid suplexing a cougar.  

[The Dadalorian]

Rellik San

See on my tomb, I'd want all the words to Flash, by Queen, but with Flash replaced by Dave.

Either that, or I want to Taxidoimid suplexing a cougar.

FlashDAVE a-ah

Saviour of the universe

FlashDAVE

He save everyone of us

FlashDAVE

He's a miracle

FlashDAVE

King of the impossible



He's for everyone of us

Stand for everyone of us

He save with a mighty hand

Every man every woman

Every chill - he's a mighty

FlashDAVE



Just a man

With a man's courage

Mothing but a man

But he can never fail

No-one but the pure in heart

May find the Golden Grail

.................ah.................

FlashDAVE  

[Rellik San]

Soviet Mudkipz

Rellik San

See on my tomb, I'd want all the words to Flash, by Queen, but with Flash replaced by Dave.

Either that, or I want to Taxidoimid suplexing a cougar.

FlashDAVE a-ah

Saviour of the universe

FlashDAVE

He save everyone of us

FlashDAVE

He's a miracle

FlashDAVE

King of the impossible



He's for everyone of us

Stand for everyone of us

He save with a mighty hand

Every man every woman

Every chill - he's a mighty

FlashDAVE



Just a man

With a man's courage

Mothing but a man

But he can never fail

No-one but the pure in heart

May find the Golden Grail

.................ah.................

FlashDAVE

Hell yeh. blaugh