Tuesday's Contest: Captions, you know you love them. ;D

[The Cherry]

Submission

Taiga: Lemme eat you!
Other person: Why?! *Sweat*
Taiga: Because you smell like chop suey.
Other person: That's because--
Taiga: *chews* Umh, you taste like chop suey too. ♥

Submission

Taiga: You! *Points at a guy* Come here up and tell me, what you wrote at home.
Other person: Okay. I is in lo---
Taiga: Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong!
Other person: Wha.. What did I do wrong?
Taiga: It's 'I'm' - Or 'I am in'
Other person: Um sure.
Taiga: You got it?! You don't look like it. D<
Other person: Of course I do TwT;  

[XAmberrXO]

Submission
Your dog ate your homework!? What kind of excuse is that! I am going to eat you!


Submission
You slept with my girlfriend!? That is it. I am going to kill you!
 

[ttfreak]

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tiaga: Play DDR with me now!
other: its to fast for my small brain.... it hurts to talk to.... owww...


Submission


other: Why are you looking at me like that?
Tiaga: Munch munch munch munch....
other: auuuuck! why are you licking my face! ewwwww!!!!
Tiaga: munch munch munch munch....

 

[Aria Azure]

Submission

This is what happens when you don't give him, his daily slice of cake..

Submission

I'm sure this isn't how you propose to someone..  

[Smile For Me Kid]

Submissions

1.) Giant face: "You did WHAT with my toaster and some superglue??!?! YOU CREEP GIVE IT BACK!!!!"
Sweating guy: "Ok calm down calm down... there's just one problem. It's... -gulp- stuck to my--"

2.) Now look at the elusive sweating-man. Isn't he a beaut! In his natural habitat he-- OH CRIKEY! The Giant Face is apparently upset with our sweating-man! He bares his teeth all ready for attack. It looks like the sweating-man has the Giant-face's toaster stuck to his-- OH CRIKEY!  

[J.C.B.]

Submission

Tiaga: what do you mean, would i like fries with that?
of course i do you idiot!

Submission

Tiaga: do you know how long it took me to make that?  

[Teh Fruit Booter]

Submission 1

Tiaga: I SAID I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin son -- no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin' fo' a numba nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this skizzle
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle
Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha
Double-double supah size and don't forget the fries...Crispy
Other Guy: We got a guy on crack in the drivethru
Tiaga: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Other guy:*begins to sweat uncontrollably* Make sure to get this order right this time *runs to the bathroom*

This is where i got the idea
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FjT2F7hnOPo&mode=related&search=
watch it its hilariouse  

[pxxn]

Submission


Entry 1;

Tiger: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN! This haircut bring out my cheekbones.

Entry 2;

Tiger: Jesus Christ he's tiny. I have bigger chunks of corn in my crap. Wait a minute he kinda looks like a baby. Come here i'm going to eat yea. I'm bigger then you and higher in the food chain. GET IN MA BELLY! COME ON!
other: -runs away-
Tiger: you're lucky wee man.

 

[Dictator STD]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

Submission 1

Taiga: I WEAR THE CHEESE, IT DOES NOT WEAR ME!
*cough* Only funny if you get the horrible Buffy reference. >_>

Submission 2

Other: I'm a little lad that loves berries and cream!
Taiga: ENOUGH WITH THE BERRIES AND CREAM!!!

rofl rofl
I totally get the Buffy reference xd  

[I am Word]

Submission

Entry 1:

Tiaga: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU.


Entry 2:

Tiaga: WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK!?!!?!
Other: Geez, stop raining on my parade.
Tiaga: I did no such thing. I only asked you for your homework.
Other: No, I mean when you yelled at me you spit on me.
 

[Dictator STD]

Submission



1

Other: What happened to my hat?
Taiga: I'M A MOTH AND I ATE IT!


2

Taiga: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was HOT liek meh?
Other: er... *Sweat*
 

[firrantello]

Submission

GRR! Where is my floss! I have popcorn stuck in my teeth and you're just STANDING there!  

[CoryDane]

Submission

Taiga: YOU FAIL SIMPLE MATH!
Student: ...wow I suck

Submission 2

Taiga: I DIDN'T HAVE CORRRN!!!!!
(Edited top submission)  

[PiNk_BuBbLeS_gO_PoP]

Submission

YOU GET AND F FOR LOSING MY DOG, CUDDLES!  

[jrc150]

Submission


Submission



taiga: WHY THE HELL DID YOU BECOME A TEACHER?????

Teacher: To help kids learn? ( wondering weather he chose the right answer) sweatdrop

Taiga: WELL YOU STUCK AT IT!



Submission #2

Submission



Narrator: Taiga's anger at the teacher rose up and out of him so that the room was on fire. The teacher had no idea what to do, and realized that his class room turned into a living hell (as it was always for the children).