The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[That Shroomin Stoner]

No... 3nodding

What's my age again?  

[Fire 0ak]

Old enough to kill?

What flavor toaster pastries should I get?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

LordYakuza

Old enough to kill?

What flavor toaster pastries should I get?

Chocolate. *drool*

How can I learn to fly?  

[John Obake]

Too many bowl pulls. Get one with a carb.
Is it opposite day?  

[Fire 0ak]

It would seem likely.

I wish there was a tropical toaster pastry...Why are poptarts more costly than the no-name brand s**t?  

[John Obake]

False Marketing. In reality they cost the same to produce but by lowering the cost of the cheap one a bit but raising the cost of the 'Good' one they create a false class system allowing them to extort more money outta the general populace.
Or Am I just high?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

John Obake

False Marketing. In reality they cost the same to produce but by lowering the cost of the cheap one a bit but raising the cost of the 'Good' one they create a false class system allowing them to extort more money outta the general populace.
Or Am I just high?

Very.

How many blunts does it take to get me high?  

[John Obake]

That Shroomin Stoner

John Obake

False Marketing. In reality they cost the same to produce but by lowering the cost of the cheap one a bit but raising the cost of the 'Good' one they create a false class system allowing them to extort more money outta the general populace.
Or Am I just high?

Very.

How many blunts does it take to get me high?

I try to start with one then work my way up.
Should I get this gaping bullet hole in my head looked at?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

John Obake

That Shroomin Stoner

John Obake

False Marketing. In reality they cost the same to produce but by lowering the cost of the cheap one a bit but raising the cost of the 'Good' one they create a false class system allowing them to extort more money outta the general populace.
Or Am I just high?

Very.

How many blunts does it take to get me high?

I try to start with one then work my way up.
Should I get this gaping bullet hole in my head looked at?

NO! BE A MAN! scream

Am I insensitive?  

[Fire 0ak]

Might be a good idea, unless its the figurative kind.

but whatever.


Why do I still want to eat even though my stomach hurts?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Your probably high.

How are mashed potatoes born?  

[Fire 0ak]

So they can aspire to the godlike form that is seasoned potato pancake!! scream

What should your favorite tea be?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

LordYakuza

So they can aspire to the godlike form that is seasoned potato pancake!! scream

What should your favorite tea be?

Anything but R. Kelly's. gonk

Why are celebrities so ******** up?  

[John Obake]

I got a bat!
When is the right time to wear purple jeans?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

John Obake

I got a bat!
When is the right time to wear purple jeans?

Barney's funeral.

WTF is a marmot???