Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[asd334]

Hmm... something a RE dude wouldn't say

Jill: Chris do I look too butch in this outfit

Barry: there kinda cute when there dead

Wesker: Jill I to tell you something ... I'm trying to get you killed  

[OfWenzel]

Zombie Bravo Team: GO PLANET!

razz

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[Das Jabberwockie]

Krauser: Rigging the ruins to blow up wasn't such a hot idea...I need a med-kit. gonk  

[OfWenzel]

Merchant: Setting Up Shop In This Location Seems Sort Of Silly. razz

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[Das Jabberwockie]

Chris: *suddenly looks around* I'm lost! gonk  

[XINVADER]

Leon: That's the last time I book my holiday with Thomas Cook!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

[July 25, 1998
Raccoon Police Station
Chief Irons: Jill, you need to fill out the complete report of your mission.
Jill: Not now, Chief, I'm dead tired.]

[Mansion caves.
Chris enters the room full of spider webs. Black tiger sneaks up behind him.
Chris: Hmm... My spidey senses are tingling.]

[Mansion Library.
Jill faces off against Yawn. It nearly bites her, but she evades it.
Jill: You're alright. You're alright.]

[Mansion labs.
Tyrant faces Jill.
Jill raises Barry's Magnum.
Jill: Sic semper tyrannis!
Fires off the shot, killing the tyrant.]  

[Ithmara]

Biohazard EXTREME

[July 25, 1998
Raccoon Police Station
Chief Irons: Jill, you need to fill out the complete report of your mission.
Jill: Not now, Chief, I'm dead tired.]

[Mansion caves.
Chris enters the room full of spider webs. Black tiger sneaks up behind him.
Chris: Hmm... My spidey senses are tingling.]

[Mansion Library.
Jill faces off against Yawn. It nearly bites her, but she evades it.
Jill: You're alright. You're alright.]

[Mansion labs.
Tyrant faces Jill.
Jill raises Barry's Magnum.
Jill: Sic semper tyrannis!
Fires off the shot, killing the tyrant.]

I like the one with Chris! rofl xd  

[Ithmara]

Rebecca: Here little leech zombie. Oh you're so pretty and gooshy to cuddle with!

Billy: Ohh poo, the queen is after us...  

[XINVADER]

Barry: A few seconds more you would of fitten nicely into a sandwich.
Jill: You know you're right, I would taste great with mustard. Let me reset the trap and try again.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

XINVADER

Barry: A few seconds more you would of fitten nicely into a sandwich.
Jill: You know you're right, I would taste great with mustard. Let me reset the trap and try again.

I'd lick mustard off her anyday.  

[XINVADER]

*Leon looks at Salazars guard.*
Salazar: I bet your admiring my right hand man aren't you Mr. Kennedy?
Leon: Wait that's your right hand man..., it must be really busy.

*Villagers break into song and dance!*
Villagers: All together! Well i've got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wow, this thread is becoming a lot like the "It's them bloopers, yo!" thread.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Yah I noticed that.... Not good. sweatdrop