Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Vinessa_Valentine

(Time to shatter the fourth wall)
Chris: FALCON KICK!!!

*I throw my controller at Tehballa*
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M ******** DONE PLAYING WITH YOU!!! ALL YOU EVER DO IS SPAM DOWN-B!!!"

Dammit! You're gonna win now, you know that, right!?  

[bbaIla]

XD great responses guys here is the results
Wesker Chic

Quote:

Chris: FALCON KICK

Zombie: THE PAIN!

Chris: Oh yea baby! Years of playing video games finally pays off!

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I love metal gear more than any other franchise but you didn’t give me the right cobra member I hated the pain

Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy!

Quote:

Chris: FALCON KICK!
Zombie: MY F***ING BALLS!!!!
Chris: HELL YEAH SHOOT TO THE NADS!!!...wait, you have balls?

XD this had me rollin when I first saw it I couldn’t get enough

Vinessa_Valentine

Quote:

(Time to shatter the fourth wall)
Chris: FALCON KICK!!!

*I throw my controller at Tehballa*
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M ******** DONE PLAYING WITH YOU!!! ALL YOU EVER DO IS SPAM DOWN-B!!!"

This was the kind of answer I was looking for I love people who complain about it and I couldn’t help laugh cause I do this to other people plus breaking the fourth wall is auto win in my opinion.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

*Smiles at my self-accomplishment* Alright now... how about you take your rightful turn now, Bio?  

[Hanibal Rex]

Sweet, 2nd place. *Does a happy gun dance amid the zombies*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Vinessa_Valentine

*Smiles at my self-accomplishment* Alright now... how about you take your rightful turn now, Bio?

Well, at least SOMEONE is fair in this guild. Thank you Vinessa. You get 5 Wesker points.



Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die!  

[NotteRequiem]

Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die!

Jill: You're already dead, Silberman. Everybody dies. You know I believe it so don't ******** with me! ... How's the knee?

Brad: eek


((Okay, so apparently Jill is Sarah Connor. Bwahahahaaa))  

[XINVADER]

Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die! ...thank god I ordered this prostitute for my last hours.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

(ME!? WESKER POINTS?! I now have five Wesker points to call my own!? Sweet... )


Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die!

Regina: I don't know about you, but I'm going to get the hell back to my game before he even finds me!  

[Canas Renvall]

Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die! ...Jill? When did you start wearing that outfit?

Jill: I need guns, food, and one of your trucks.

Brad: What are you ta--

Jill: Now, Enrique.

Brad: ...Who the hell's Enrique? Crazy b***h... gonk

Lame attempt at a Terminator 2 reference. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Canas loses originality points, since someone already made a Terminator 2 reference. xd  

[Wesker Chic]

Thankies for the third place! Me is so happy!

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Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die!

Jill: Actually YOU'RE gonna die, I'll be just fine.

Brad: How do you know?!

Jill: I can read...

Brad: Read...READ...read what?!

Jill: You know strategy guides, message boards, novelizations...fan fics...

Brad: (confused blinking)  

[Hanibal Rex]

Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die!
Jill: I will be just fine *Flourishes Assault Rifle*. YOU will turn into hentai material when Nemie rapes your face with a tentacle.
Brad:...what?  

[bbaIla]

Brad: That big, one eyed b*****d is coming for us! We're both gonna die!

Jill: Nah we wont die but ill get infected with the t virus and barly live and get out of the city in a helicopter flown by barry. But your gonna get jacked up by the nemesis pretty bad

Brad: o.o  

[NotteRequiem]

Can we perhaps get a judgment on this, Bio?

heart  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

7 people? That's pathetic...

Vinessa_Valentine wins. Hers is the only one which made me laugh. And it's the closest to what I had in mind.

Now, people... Has nobody played Dino Crisis 2? At all?
Because I used a double entendre there... In DC2, Regina had to deal with a one-eyed T-Rex, so, I'm surprised nobody made a reference to that being a one-eyed b*****d.
But yes, the order is restored. Vinessa, your go.