Favorite Video Game Quote

[Harusame Mizukishi]

"I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe." - Soldier, TF2  

[Thanatoast Crunch]

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"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

-Fawful Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga

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The last post was made in 2008!  

[MaverickDrifter]

Hey look, it's a thread I made that actually lasted more than 3 pages.

Also, I can't believe no one said this yet. Or this. Or even this  

[wariodude128]

I got a whole part from Brutal Legend. Let's see here...

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! You'll never French kiss again!
What's French kissing?
Oh. Well it's... Hold on a second.
(slash)
Now, I shall teach you the art of French kissing.
(Made even funnier when you get an achievement labelled: "French kiss instructor".)

And that's not even counting the first time you visit the shop:

Well, it's about ******** time! Not bad. Looks like you figured out the instructions ok. You've got some demon flesh on your bumper, but that's the way the world is today I'm afraid.
Who... uh...
Oh me? Oh. I'm nobody. I'm just the guardian of metal.
Oh. Wow, great. So, you wanna help me fight demons and stuff?
Nah. I'm not a fighter. More of a, shall we say, a keeper of timeless secrets. That's all. Prove yourself worthy, and maybe I'll share some with you. For instance: Did you know that this world was once ruled by an anciant race of titans? Now they were something. They took every part of their old firebeast. They took his blood, his fire, his steel flesh. They even took his scream and they made that car there and a million other things. Including music. ******** beautiful music man! And when they rose to the heavens and became gods, they left instructions behind. How to make cars, music, the whole deal. Do you think anybody noticed? Pfffnah! Bunch a wankers! No one figured out any of it. Until you, whoever you are. So, you must be someone worthy of the gods' favour I suppose. So listen: If you do something that pleases the gods, they might reward you with a fire tribute. (laughs) When they pay you enough tributes, come see me. I'll share some more secrets of metal with you. Like uh, how to turn that little beast you got over there into a real monster, among other things. Got it?

Made better by the fact Ozzy Osbourne is just the GUARDIAN OF METALLLL!!!!!'s voice actor.  

[Super Cheesio]

'What's that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!' - Heavy, TF2  

[sgt.Frosty]

"thats what she said, UP TOP!...what, nobody?"-moxxi

*sings* "rocky road A LA MODE!"-random recording of a crimson lance trooper(borderlands)

"hey, I'm making some brownies, want some? oh wait I forgot, you uncovered my evil plans. can't go sharing brownies with the guy who uncovered my evil plans.-Dr. Ned  

[Toko Yu soko]

"You don't know what a GHOUL is?! It's a goddamn disaster waitin ta happen!!!" - Fallout 3 (random farmer)

"Playtimes over" -Wolf SSBB

"I don't have time for this! Kill these fools!" - Commander Shepard

"You lookin for trouble?...Get outta here before I findya some.." - Commander Shepard

Pretty much anything Shepard says is epic.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

"I am breathing s**t air into my lungs. It is being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literally full of s**t." - Nick, L4D2  

[Skaeryll]

Ultra, Gorgeous, Ghost Return Machine!

The Wiseman from Mystical Ninjas.  

[Tae-Kwon-Doh-Boy]

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - the Joker from Batman (NES)  

[Al Torrenz]

The old catch 'a' ride's more busted up then my momma's girl parts. Really appreciate you takin' a poke at that.
The... Catch 'a' ride, not my mom. Like throwin' a hot dawg down a skag den, know what I'm sayin'?

Scooter from Borderlands.  

[Boadicia]

The entire Prayer to the Sun speech during the final boss fight of Okami.

"Kiss my alien butt!" -- Elvis on Perfect Dark  

[Sir Codin]

Eddie: "Wait...so what do I do for a Fire Tribute?"
Guardian of Metal: "Please the ******** Gods, man!"
Eddie: "Alright, I'll be back soon...covered in Metal God love."
Guardian of Metal: "....oh, God!"

- Brutal Legend

A lot more quote can be made, but I'll take to long listing them.  

[SylFariun]

"Weapon in my hand. My hand, the arcing deathblow at the end of all things. The horror. The horror. I embrace it." --Shadowman  

[problematic briefcase]

ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

It counts right? Since it's the only spoken word in Robot Unicorn Attack.