Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

Sneeks up behind you, trips you, then runs off with your boots.  

[Moonracer]

*Hangs upside down and yoinks neon ears from your head.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Sneaks up behind you, kicks you to the floor, and rips the shirt off your back.  

[Moonracer]

*Sends in rabid fan girls who glomp ya while they've got ya busy yoinks your shades.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Rides a powerful wind that knocks you over, then I steal your Kottan bells.  

[Moonracer]

*Walks by and sprays you with Axe girls mug ya I swipe your pants and walk off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses light saber to cut off your ears, sticks them in a cryopack, and takes them to a mad geneticist to put them on my head.

BTW... I like that last one, it was funny.  

[Moonracer]

(Free yoinking!)

*walks by and yoinks your shirt without you even knowing.*

(*chuckles* Glad ya liked that last one. ^_^)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a futuristic device to remove the scare on your face and transplant it to a piece of genetically cloned flesh, so I can sell it on ebay.  

[Moonracer]

*Stumbles into you and yoinks shoes in confusion apologizes and walks away.*

(That was interesting I liked that last one of yours.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Walks up behind you, grabs your cat, and ducks into a dark alley, where I vanish behind a slidding trick brick-wall, down a shoot, and into a secret lab that has robotic dinosaurs as security measures.  

[Moonracer]

Wow...just wow! lol

*Goes all ninja on ya does running leap flip over your head and yoinks your hat hits the ground and keeps on running vanishing into smoke.*

(*dies of heart attack* OMG you changed your avi!)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(yes, yes I did - it doesn't happen very often, does it?)

Uses magic staff to cast a summon charm that steals your four ghosts.

(glad you liked that last one)  

[Moonracer]

*Spills hot coffee on you then runs after cat that's "eating" your bats quickly grabs him up and runs off with your bats and my cat.*

(No, no it doesn't.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a magic spell to teleport your necklace away from you and into my hand.

(LOL)