Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Zahzi]

Scientology is that new, bogus religion close to that of Star Wars and Star Trek...

And I KNOW your wish would be to witness that disturbing sight, but they all die before they even try...But I lost my lighter... crying

I wish Jahovah's Witnesses would stop coming to my door! stressed  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Oh it is? ******** that s**t then. I wanna work with animals. Damn biology teacher is weird though. In a good way.

Aww. Damn. I got the camera and everything..

Granted. Now Jesus freaks at your door. I mean the ones like my sister that say 5 minute long graces and freak out when I say Hell or Oh my God

I wish Edward Cullen was mine *Is a Twilight FREAK*  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But HE'S NOT THE SAME!! eek

I wish I had another wish!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But it's my turn so you can't use it!

And how dare you taint Edward! *kicks Zahzi's leg*

I wish I knew what everyone was thinking when I said that the 3000 year old mummy in my history book looked hot. (It was a joke. I just wanted to see how the class would react. I got them all to stare at me while I laughed my a** off.)  

[Zahzi]

Granted...
WELCOME TO SHADY ACRES INSANITY ASSYLUM!! YOU'RE ROOMMATE IS CANDY!

I wish I hadn't just gone to do my crappy Community Service...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIVE!

Granted. You instead got a** rape by the same mummy I said was hot. I think it was Rames III. And Candy and I watched the whole thing. 3nodding

I wish I could stop laughing now.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Anubis thinks you're responsible for letting the Mummy out...Down to the depths of Egyptian hell for you! rofl

I wish I had a dime!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Hell yea! My best friend is the devil! (Or so he claims) *parties*

Granted. But I steal it and toss it in to a wishing well, where it never heard from ever again...

I wish I could beat up the idiots who were part of the Blair Witch Project movie  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But they have guns...

I wish I knew the explanation for that...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But the Witch kills you for knowing to much information.

I wish... for world peace and there is a cure for all diseases! ... What the ******** am I saying? I wish I was on Summer vacation again!  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But Zombies come...

I wish the WAS a new zombie movie coming out...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But you're not allowed to see that movie or else you'll die.

I wish finding a new profile theme was easier.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But your brain explodes!

I wish I had a peice of cake!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But I eat it!

I wish I knew if that piece of cake was poisonousness.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. It was! mrgreen

I wish I hadn't just put a solid piece of Chloraphorm in it...