Corrupt a Wish

[Key of Heart]

Granted, but then you lose your ability to communicate in English.

I wish my eraser wasn't crap.  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but now your pencils suck

i wish that i had a pokemon!!!  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

granted, but it's a magikarp!!!! and it has one of those stones that prevents evolution! AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THE STONE!!!! dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!

I wish I didn't have to read 'A Tale of Two Cities'  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

You have to read WAR AND PEACE!

I wish School didn't start so soon  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

OH MY GOD! *SCREAMS*

granted, but it you end up getting shoved straight into the workforce.

I wish that I had more of those post- it tab thingies.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

OK but Axel burns them before you can use them

I wish I could put on Shin Kaguya Shima Densetsu (a Sailor Moon Musical) In English  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted... but now it was entierly backwards

i wish that i had everything that i ever wanted!!!  

[Raiden Balden]

granted, but all your friends hate you for getting everything

I wish I had sharingan.  

[snaily_girl]

Granted, but now all your friends are jealous and they ditch you.

I wish that I could turn garbage into food!  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

But it tastes like Garbage...

I wish I had the Moon Spiral Heart rod...  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

granted, but you end up trapped in an old sailor moon manga. (i only ever saw 1 copy of those things.... >>)

I wish I could find another copy of the Sailor Moon Manga.  

[Tamago1]

Granted,but the person who gave you the copy has 5 kids, and they scribbled on it,and you cant read it.
i wish that:you cant read this post!!!<---highlight  

[Raiden Balden]

granted but it opens up a paradoxical circle which you are forever stuck in.

I wish I could control fire.  

[Tamago1]

Granted,but then you burn your hands off.

I wish that:everyone likes writers block!(I have gotten it once.)  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

but then all the good rps will turn to Bleh and be boring