Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[zen traveler]

Because you have AIDS.

Where is my fork?  

[Derrai]

It was destroyed with it's lover, the spoon by their love child, the spork. (Teehee, I know you!)

What is a platypus?  

[Beat Bandit]

The hellspawn of you mother andfather.
(You.)

Tell me, is it SUPER DYNAMIC COOKING TIME!?  

[zen traveler]

Only if you refilled the salt.

What is air made out of?

@Derrai You do? >.>  

[Derrai]

Air, you dumbass
(Yeah, Sniper Game ring a bell?)

Can we get a dispenser hurr?  

[TheGim55]

only if your face asplodes.

To be? Or not to be?  

[Raptorphobia]

commit suicide

Why is there a cumstain on kath?  

[StormDawn]

Because we put it there.
Why do people make fun of the skycock?  

[TheGim55]

cuz you dont know Mr.Monopoly.

Why am I addicted to muffins?  

[MaverickDrifter]

CUZ OF THE CINNAMON SWIRLS!

Why was this thread untouched?  

[Super Cheesio]

She was so ugly that none of the Culties would touch her with a Super Mario Bros. pole.

Why won't Quicktime player work?  

[Xathoa]

Because it lived through it's life quickly and it just died.

Why does it rain?

 

[J of The Wind]

The cat says Meow!

Why do all toaster toast toast?  

[Xathoa]

Because they were born that way.

Can I fly?

 

[J of The Wind]

Only If you have a plane ticket.

Who am I?