Corrupt a Wish 8D

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, but the internet crashes biggrin

I wish for a new dog...  

[Ouijiji-san]

Granted, but it turns out you get a stuffed toy dog.

I wish for the power of time.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then times stops right when you get it to where you can't do anything about it.

I wish I had no school.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted. You have no school but you now have 24 hour work. 8D

I wish I could fix my laptop scream

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now your house falls apart.

I wish my back would stop hurting from the rides at the fair yesterday. crying crying crying  

[Ouijiji-san]

Granted, but now your legs start hurting from walking around so much.

I wish my computer would stop lagging.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it blows up whenever you try to do anything.

I wish I had more free time.  

[Taintedivine]

granted, but you get bored in your free time and well.. one thing leads to another and your pregnant

i wish i won the game  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but the game.

I wish I had a cool hat.  

[Taintedivine]

granted, but its cool to me, not you

i wish this hamlet essay would write itself D<  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it turns out to be about ham. You still get an A on it somehow, but you're the one that has to explain it to your parents (or room mates as the case may be).

I wish I had a better memory.  

[Clocks Declaring]

Granted, but then you get a concussion and lose your current memories. Start from scratch! D:

I wish I would become a famous author, like J. K. Rowling.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but your only famour in the city that you live in.

I wish there wasn't a roach in the computer room. O.o  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, it's now a gorilla 3nodding

I wish for people to stop being so judgemental on my boyfriend and i D:  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now they're judgmental about your family and friends. D8

I wish for avi art. 8D