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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:40 pm

Harupiggy

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Wait...

so my sexuality HASN'T made half of the teenage boys in this Cult get their panties in a twist over my stupid attention seeking posts?

And I'm NOT one of the main reasons this Cult has fallen into hell?

cry

Tell me you love me?

I only love dicks. Dicks are regal.

Especially King p***s.

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:17 pm

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wait...

so my sexuality HASN'T made half of the teenage boys in this Cult get their panties in a twist over my stupid attention seeking posts?

And I'm NOT one of the main reasons this Cult has fallen into hell?

cry

Nope. But at the time seaphron's post was probably the biggest(Worst) kind of validation you could have gotten.

You guys that stayed have gotten better about that sorta thing.

It's kinda like how the PYP thread got much more popular, and boys got butthurt because noone had ever told them how ugly they were... but no matter what someone would always tell the girliez they were pretty.

And there's something all young women should learn about boys.

They lie.

THEY LIE-LIE-LIE!

The functioning male brain is programmed to ******** anything that isn't related to them. The female is supposed to pick and choose.

The ugly survive because they reproduce like rabbits and seem to have dominant ugly genes.
--Whereas mine, the beautiful, delicate porcelain gods, with locks of copper and eyes of steel blue-- our thoughtfully sculpted features and-- Wait... I may be the only one of those. And I shall horde these good genes to myself. For they are too good for this world.
--
Oh right... my point.

You're all ugly ugly people. Noone will love you.

This is the one cult history... FOREVER.

[Kegan]

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Cabron the Swan

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:52 pm

Careful, don't lose your balance on that soapbox.

But if no one will love the ugly, just how do we manage to reproduce like rabbits?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:54 pm

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wait...

so my sexuality HASN'T made half of the teenage boys in this Cult get their panties in a twist over my stupid attention seeking posts?

And I'm NOT one of the main reasons this Cult has fallen into hell?

cry

Tell me you love me?

I only love dicks. Dicks are regal.

Especially King p***s.

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B-but, I'm not a girl. I thought that fact was well known. sweatdrop

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Cabron the Swan

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:55 pm

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wait...

so my sexuality HASN'T made half of the teenage boys in this Cult get their panties in a twist over my stupid attention seeking posts?

And I'm NOT one of the main reasons this Cult has fallen into hell?

cry

Tell me you love me?

I only love dicks. Dicks are regal.

Especially King p***s.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

B-but, I'm not a girl. I thought that fact was well known. sweatdrop

Unless you in your entirety are just one giant p***s that is somehow able to type, that doesn't change the fact that I don't love you.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:57 pm

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wait...

so my sexuality HASN'T made half of the teenage boys in this Cult get their panties in a twist over my stupid attention seeking posts?

And I'm NOT one of the main reasons this Cult has fallen into hell?

cry

Tell me you love me?

I only love dicks. Dicks are regal.

Especially King p***s.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

B-but, I'm not a girl. I thought that fact was well known. sweatdrop

Unless you in your entirety are just one giant p***s that is somehow able to type, that doesn't change the fact that I don't love you.

sad I was not aware that not being a huge p***k would lose me love.

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:32 pm

Harupiggy

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Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wait...

so my sexuality HASN'T made half of the teenage boys in this Cult get their panties in a twist over my stupid attention seeking posts?

And I'm NOT one of the main reasons this Cult has fallen into hell?

cry

Tell me you love me?

I only love dicks. Dicks are regal.

Especially King p***s.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

B-but, I'm not a girl. I thought that fact was well known. sweatdrop

Unless you in your entirety are just one giant p***s that is somehow able to type, that doesn't change the fact that I don't love you.

sad I was not aware that not being a huge p***k would lose me love.

Take it from me, you're not huge enough.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:36 pm

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Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

Harupiggy

Lady Psycho Sexy

I only love dicks. Dicks are regal.

Especially King p***s.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

B-but, I'm not a girl. I thought that fact was well known. sweatdrop

Unless you in your entirety are just one giant p***s that is somehow able to type, that doesn't change the fact that I don't love you.

sad I was not aware that not being a huge p***k would lose me love.

Take it from me, you're not huge enough.

But this is.

Cabron the Swan

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[Kegan]

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:32 pm

Lady Psycho Sexy

Careful, don't lose your balance on that soapbox.

But if no one will love the ugly, just how do we manage to reproduce like rabbits?

Who said love had anything to do with it?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:37 pm

And it's not just your outsides.

Everyone is ugly on the inside too.

It's not your fault.

It's an ugly world.

It don't turn me on too much.

But it's a lovely planet...

for serious

scuse me

i'm gonna go stick my d**k in a tree

for serious

[Kegan]

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:10 pm

Uglies settle for other uglies.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:32 pm

This story is called "The Sexy Cultie".

Once upon a time there was a sexy cultie.

He was so sexy that everyone died.

The end.

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Cabron the Swan

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:33 pm

[Kegan]

Lady Psycho Sexy

Careful, don't lose your balance on that soapbox.

But if no one will love the ugly, just how do we manage to reproduce like rabbits?

Who said love had anything to do with it?

Dictionary.com did.

Quote:

love
/lʌv/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [luhv] Show IPA noun, verb, loved, lov⋅ing.
Use love in a Sentence
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–noun
3. sexual passion or desire.
7. sexual intercourse; copulation.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:59 pm

I'm not ugly! ******** YOU KEGAN!

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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:59 pm

Rad Electropow

This story is called "The Sexy Cultie".

Once upon a time there was a sexy cultie.

He was so sexy that everyone died.

The end.

While I appreciate the short biography, I'm afraid not everyone has died yet.

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