Rhyme Time!

[Al Torrenz]

Not as cool as King K.Rool.  

[PetreyDish]

WYLR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL  

[Al Torrenz]

And no pants shall be the only rule.  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

My hair allows me to make you look like a fool.  

[Al Torrenz]

Not if you were recently thrown into a pool.  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

But then the hulk attacks wielding a bar stool  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

My hair allows me to always be cool,
even if thrown into a pool.  

[Al Torrenz]

no it will look like poo, also to change the word: p***s  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

it'll also make people think you shave your legs and body hair with girls brand venus  

[Al Torrenz]

but I didn't say penus  

[Tanzama -CCV-]

I dare you to say WEENIS.  

[Al Torrenz]

well, weenis
s**t is formed with the same letters as this