Corrupt a wish!

[kesuke uchiha]

granted but you flew into a window

I wish people would come to realize I have a brain and can use it rather well  

[Shadows-shine]

Wish granted, but they don't pay attention to your amazing skills any ways



I wish I could just snap my fingers and the house work would be done for the day.  

[Kyo the III]

Granted but when you snap your house disappeared.

I wish we would have a good president.  

[Shadows-shine]

Wish granted, but it's not the president of the US that is better


I wish I didn't have to endure watching the Super Bowl.  

[Nero-Sama]

Granted, but now you have to listen to 2 musicians you HATE sing for 4 hours straight, butchering ALL your favorite songs. It is called the "Singer Bowl"

I wish I had Superman's powers.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but your powers don't work.


I wish I had some chocolate.  

[Friend of a vampire]

Granted but on your first bite you realize you now hate chocolate.


I wish I could be six again  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but you only get to be that age in your dreams



I wish it was tomorrow already!  

[One With Hiccups]

Graunted, but now you wish it was yesterday

I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but now you never want to eat or drink again.


I wish broken things could fix themselves.